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Did You Know Funny Quotes By Michael Emerson: I've played villains on stage - you know,

I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work. — Michael Emerson

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Zenkei Shibayama: A flower does not think of competing to

A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms. — Zenkei Shibayama

Did You Know Funny Quotes By William Safire: Took me a while to get to the

Took me a while to get to the point today, but that is because I did not know what the point was when I started. — William Safire

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Indira Gandhi: In an underdeveloped society, the first anxiety is

In an underdeveloped society, the first anxiety is of infant mortality. In an advanced one it is to keep alive the aged. — Indira Gandhi

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Augustine Of Hippo: God is always trying to give good things

God is always trying to give good things to us, but our hands are too full to receive them. — Augustine Of Hippo

Did You Know Funny Quotes By George Lopez: From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever

From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you! — George Lopez

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Margaret Mead: No one will live all his life in

No one will live all his life in the world into which he was born and no one will die in the world in which he worked in his maturity. — Margaret Mead

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Jenny Berg Chandler: What soap is for the body, tears are

What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul." - Jewish proverb — Jenny Berg Chandler

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Even though it's not perceivable to the mind

Even though it's not perceivable to the mind or senses, it's there and enlightenment is absolute freedom. — Frederick Lenz

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: Did you know you can have an Irish

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Paramahansa Yogananda: Medicine has its limitations, Life Force has none.

Medicine has its limitations, Life Force has none. — Paramahansa Yogananda

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Heather Cocks: How did you not know they broke up?

How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA. — Heather Cocks

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: Now did you know if a stick insect

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets. — Tim Vine

Did You Know Funny Quotes By David Levine: I might want to be critical, but I

I might want to be critical, but I don't wish to be destructive. — David Levine

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: There's nothing more tedious than people who like

There's nothing more tedious than people who like to talk about themselves. — Lisa Kleypas

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: All things transient are but a parable.

All things transient are but a parable. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Angela N. Blount: I didn't actually know what regret tasted like

I didn't actually know what regret tasted like - but I imagined if it did have a flavor, it would be lutefisk. — Angela N. Blount

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Rob Huebel: People always say, "When did you know you

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

Did You Know Funny Quotes By G. Dep: I had a cigarette for breakfast, just for

I had a cigarette for breakfast, just for beginners,
Cried for my lunch, and sleep for dinner. — G. Dep

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Delilah S. Dawson: I'm a gypsy. A rogue. Wicked as they

I'm a gypsy. A rogue. Wicked as they come. — Delilah S. Dawson

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Colson Whitehead: Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Jason Heller: Funny how they're corpses if you didn't know

Funny how they're corpses if you didn't know them, but bodies if you did. — Jason Heller

Did You Know Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: I did not know that we had ever

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau