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I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Man is a child of his environment. — Shinichi Suzuki

I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work. — Michael Emerson

Took me a while to get to the point today, but that is because I did not know what the point was when I started. — William Safire

In my experience, men who sit in corners are the ones to watch. — Lindsey Davis

I would say time is definitely one of my top three favorite dimensions. — Randall Munroe

If you clenched your teeth hard enough, and took enough strides, you could get anywhere. One painful, weary, freezing, guilty step at a time. — Joe Abercrombie

From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you! — George Lopez

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson

How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA. — Heather Cocks

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets. — Tim Vine

I know very well what it is to be out of work and to be cheated by employers and I know what it is to be an employer. — David Mamet

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

I didn't actually know what regret tasted like - but I imagined if it did have a flavor, it would be lutefisk. — Angela N. Blount

When you live with a photographer, you never have a day off - it was a nightmare. — Marie Helvin

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Funny how they're corpses if you didn't know them, but bodies if you did. — Jason Heller