Dicks Quotes
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Dicks Quotes & Sayings
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And that is the nature of us poets and whores, to make things hard: dicks, choices... life.
— Nicole Lyons
Now that we've compared the equivalent of our supernatural dicks, why don't you answer my question?
— Jeaniene Frost
More than 60,000 jobs have been lost in the commercial aviation industry in the United States since 1999.
— Norm Dicks
Monsters are bad things, but monsters that do not walk and talk like monsters are the worst.
— Matthew Dicks
There are two types of teachers in the world: there are those who play school and teachers that teach school
— Matthew Dicks
I love you, Max,' I whisper as his face and everything else in the world fades to white
— Matthew Dicks
He was an idiot, like all men who did more thinking with their dicks than actually putting them to their natural use.
— Pepper Winters
You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are.
— Matthew Dicks
No point in being a grown-up if you can't be childish.
— Terrance Dicks
Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.
— Jenny Mollen
Now I think these are the three worst things in the world:1. Waiting
2. Not Knowing
3. Not existing — Matthew Dicks
Sometimes men are pussies, and they need you to dangle yours in front of them to remember that they're all dicks.
— K.A. Linde
Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog.
— Julian Dicks
I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that.
— Sylvia Day
For a second, Americans could still feel like big swinging dicks. Solidarity, baby.
— Paolo Bacigalupi
Dicks didn't need to be inserted for it to be cheating.
— Alice Clayton
We are our own wicked gods with little 'g's' and big dicks, sadistic and constantly inflicting a slow demise.
— Marilyn Manson
Give me break," Polly said.
— Matthew Dicks
I think Canada probably has an embargo on dicks." "That's why they're so nice. No dicks allowed.
— Lauren Beukes
Armchair hater, I wouldn't piss on your coffinBut when I see your picture I draw dicks on it. — Aesop Rock
Books are temporary , dicks are forever
— Gillian Flynn
Dicks don't have brains. It's why men get into trouble
— Kylie Scott
The trouble with the scientific approach, thought the Brigadier, was that it left you at the mercy of your scientists.
— Terrance Dicks
Child molesters must all think they've got huge dicks.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Everyone is someone's devil.
— Matthew Dicks
I'm all done with hating you. It's all washed out of me. I hate people hard, but I don't hate them very long.
— Raymond Chandler
chicks before dicks manifesto
— Tessa Bailey
And cats are dicks for the most part.
— Trevor Noah
I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. The
— Gillian Flynn
Chicks before dicks, and all that.
— Sylvia Day
He's dancing with the devil in pale moonlight
— Matthew Dicks
In my own area, Hood Canal, we are working with the USGS on dealing with this oxygenation problem.
— Norm Dicks
Chicks before dicks. Hos before Bros.
Moms before Doms. — Laurel Ulen Curtis
I think men don't realize women think dicks are beautiful. Not all dicks.
— Karen Marie Moning
The girl's still unconscious. I'm surprised you didn't kill her.''These miniature versions have parents. And parents ask questions. — Terrance Dicks
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
— Zach Galifianakis
We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.
— J. B. Smoove
Lions eat giraffes so they can survive even though the giraffes didn't do anything to the lions, and nobody thinks that the lions are wrong.
— Matthew Dicks
HEY, KIDS! TAKE YOUR DICKS OUT OF THE PLAYSTATION THREE FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE AND READ SOME FUCKING COMICS.
— James Kochalka
I step through the door anyway, knowing that the hard thing and the right thing are usually the same thing.
— Matthew Dicks
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
— Raymond Chandler
The two men eyed each other. Assessing strengths. Looking for weaknesses. Measuring dicks once again
— Jennifer Estep
Maybe we are all somebody's devil.
— Matthew Dicks
The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured.
— Jennifer Estep
Mr. Chairman, obviously a $60 million cut in the National Endowment for the Arts would be a disaster.
— Norm Dicks
I've got enormous breasts.
— James Carville
All erect dicks are bent. Or, if not all, then at least enough of them to be eulogized in a poem.
— Karl Ove Knausgard
A check girl in peach-bloom Chinese pajamas came over to take my hat and disapprove of my clothes. She had eyes like strange sins.
— Raymond Chandler
I was able to concentrate and focus better on the day I was born than Max is able to even today.
— Matthew Dicks
I can read the headlines now: 'Red's Goodie Basket has the Sweetest Pumpkin Spice Dicks Around!' I
— Alexa Riley
This funding from the National Endowment for the Arts has been like the Good Housekeeping seal of approval.
— Norm Dicks
I'm not judging you. If you want to take a break to look at tree dicks, we'll take one.
— Ashlan Thomas
He really is alive." "No thanks to you dicks.
— Kendare Blake
After all, if God had wanted men to fuck other men, he'd have given them dicks and shoved a G-spot up their assholes!
— Nathan Burgoine
This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks.
— James Carville
Ah, men losing the power in their dicks. When they can no longer f_ their women, they f_ the world.
— Victor Robert Lee
Nobody else can be alive for you; nor can you be alive for anyone else. Toms can be Dicks and Dicks can be Harrys, but none of them can ever be you.
— E. E. Cummings
We must be certain that the repair to the environment is sufficient to allow wild species to recover and survive.
— Norm Dicks
Lucifer. You're my brother, and I love you. But sometimes, You're just a great big bag of dicks.
— Gabriel
ou know chicks before dicks. Never choose a guy over a friend. It's one of the most important rules of feminism.
— Rosalind Wiseman
I remember those great days when we were at $176 million before the Reagan Revolution came to town.
— Norm Dicks
Another question that would go unanswered in his lifetime was how good women got hooked up with dicks all the time.
— Kristen Ashley
I do not need to exist for me anymore. I just want to exist for Max. I want to know the rest of Max's story.
— Matthew Dicks
She probably has a row of men's dicks nailed to her wall, like stuffed animal heads.
— Margaret Atwood
I'm happy as a dog with two dicks
— Margaret Thatcher
Men are like vibrators. Just because they're dicks, it doesn't mean you can't use them to have a good time.
— Leisa Rayven
She smelled the way the Taj Mahal looks by moonlight.
— Raymond Chandler
Can we all just stop being dicks?!
— Adam Hills
How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.
— Jim Gaffigan
The Smithsonian Institute is one of the most popular agencies of government in the United States.
— Norm Dicks
Men are by wits not by dicks
— Himmilicious
