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And that is the nature of us poets and whores, to make things hard: dicks, choices... life. — Nicole Lyons

Now that we've compared the equivalent of our supernatural dicks, why don't you answer my question? — Jeaniene Frost

More than 60,000 jobs have been lost in the commercial aviation industry in the United States since 1999. — Norm Dicks

If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall — Ben Folds

Monsters are bad things, but monsters that do not walk and talk like monsters are the worst. — Matthew Dicks

There are two types of teachers in the world: there are those who play school and teachers that teach school — Matthew Dicks

I love you, Max,' I whisper as his face and everything else in the world fades to white — Matthew Dicks

He was an idiot, like all men who did more thinking with their dicks than actually putting them to their natural use. — Pepper Winters

You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are. — Matthew Dicks

No point in being a grown-up if you can't be childish. — Terrance Dicks

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks. — Jenny Mollen

My folks wouldn't read a book if you put a gun to their dicks. but they read people all day long and always get it right. — Pat Conroy

I have done extensive research and, almost universally, found that the people who view my blurbs and observations as "anti-family" are dicks. — Jim Gaffigan

Now I think these are the three worst things in the world:
1. Waiting
2. Not Knowing
3. Not existing — Matthew Dicks

The Endangered Species Act is the strongest and most effective tool we have to repair the environmental harm that is causing a species to decline. — Norm Dicks

you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger — Alanea Alder

Sometimes men are pussies, and they need you to dangle yours in front of them to remember that they're all dicks. — K.A. Linde

Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog. — Julian Dicks

I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that. — Sylvia Day

For a second, Americans could still feel like big swinging dicks. Solidarity, baby. — Paolo Bacigalupi

Dicks didn't need to be inserted for it to be cheating. — Alice Clayton

We are our own wicked gods with little 'g's' and big dicks, sadistic and constantly inflicting a slow demise. — Marilyn Manson

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious. — Joe Rogan

Give me break," Polly said. — Matthew Dicks

I think Canada probably has an embargo on dicks." "That's why they're so nice. No dicks allowed. — Lauren Beukes

God got it all wrong
Of who ought to be wearing dicks and balls — Karan Patade

Armchair hater, I wouldn't piss on your coffin
But when I see your picture I draw dicks on it. — Aesop Rock

Books are temporary , dicks are forever — Gillian Flynn

Dicks don't have brains. It's why men get into trouble — Kylie Scott

The trouble with the scientific approach, thought the Brigadier, was that it left you at the mercy of your scientists. — Terrance Dicks

Max lives on the inside and the other kids live onthe outside. That's what makes him so different. Max doesn't have an outside. Max is all inside — Matthew Dicks

Child molesters must all think they've got huge dicks. — Anthony Jeselnik

Everyone is someone's devil. — Matthew Dicks

The Master: The cosmos without the Doctor scarcely bears thinking about. — Terrance Dicks

I'm all done with hating you. It's all washed out of me. I hate people hard, but I don't hate them very long. — Raymond Chandler

chicks before dicks manifesto — Tessa Bailey

And cats are dicks for the most part. — Trevor Noah

I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. The — Gillian Flynn

Chicks before dicks, and all that. — Sylvia Day

He has a lot going on inside of him all the time so he doesn't worry so much about what is going on outside him. That's what people don't understand — Matthew Dicks

Do you know the problems with dicks? They're attached to bigger dicks. — Lexi Blake

He's dancing with the devil in pale moonlight — Matthew Dicks

In my own area, Hood Canal, we are working with the USGS on dealing with this oxygenation problem. — Norm Dicks

Chicks before dicks.
Hos before Bros.
Moms before Doms. — Laurel Ulen Curtis

Being different was about something more than just our dicks. — Paul Monette

I think men don't realize women think dicks are beautiful. Not all dicks. — Karen Marie Moning

The girl's still unconscious. I'm surprised you didn't kill her.'
'These miniature versions have parents. And parents ask questions. — Terrance Dicks

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks. — Zach Galifianakis

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks. — J. B. Smoove

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk

Lions eat giraffes so they can survive even though the giraffes didn't do anything to the lions, and nobody thinks that the lions are wrong. — Matthew Dicks

HEY, KIDS! TAKE YOUR DICKS OUT OF THE PLAYSTATION THREE FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE AND READ SOME FUCKING COMICS. — James Kochalka

In 2003, the value of Airbus's orders was more than twice as much as Boeing's. — Norm Dicks

Max would rather say nothing to everyone than something to one person — Matthew Dicks

I step through the door anyway, knowing that the hard thing and the right thing are usually the same thing. — Matthew Dicks

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard. — Raymond Chandler

The two men eyed each other. Assessing strengths. Looking for weaknesses. Measuring dicks once again — Jennifer Estep

When we don't have dicks to distract us, we have the freedom to use our brain. — K.F. Breene

Maybe we are all somebody's devil. — Matthew Dicks

The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured. — Jennifer Estep

Mr. Chairman, obviously a $60 million cut in the National Endowment for the Arts would be a disaster. — Norm Dicks

I've got enormous breasts. — James Carville

All erect dicks are bent. Or, if not all, then at least enough of them to be eulogized in a poem. — Karl Ove Knausgard

A check girl in peach-bloom Chinese pajamas came over to take my hat and disapprove of my clothes. She had eyes like strange sins. — Raymond Chandler

I was able to concentrate and focus better on the day I was born than Max is able to even today. — Matthew Dicks

As they walked into the living room, Trevor cleared his throat loudly. We're coming in. Hands where I can see them, dicks where I can't. — Katie Allen

Whoever said white men had little dicks was dead ass wrong. — Mz. Lady P

I can read the headlines now: 'Red's Goodie Basket has the Sweetest Pumpkin Spice Dicks Around!' I — Alexa Riley

Brothers think I'm dissing, but I'm really on the dicks
Look into my album, kid, you'll see all the flicks — Dres

This funding from the National Endowment for the Arts has been like the Good Housekeeping seal of approval. — Norm Dicks

I'm not judging you. If you want to take a break to look at tree dicks, we'll take one. — Ashlan Thomas

He really is alive." "No thanks to you dicks. — Kendare Blake

After all, if God had wanted men to fuck other men, he'd have given them dicks and shoved a G-spot up their assholes! — Nathan Burgoine

This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks. — James Carville

Ah, men losing the power in their dicks. When they can no longer f_ their women, they f_ the world. — Victor Robert Lee

Nobody else can be alive for you; nor can you be alive for anyone else. Toms can be Dicks and Dicks can be Harrys, but none of them can ever be you. — E. E. Cummings

Hold onto your dicks."
"We don't all have dicks, dickhead," Kasyanov muttered. — Tim Lebbon

We must be certain that the repair to the environment is sufficient to allow wild species to recover and survive. — Norm Dicks

Lucifer. You're my brother, and I love you. But sometimes, You're just a great big bag of dicks. — Gabriel

ou know chicks before dicks. Never choose a guy over a friend. It's one of the most important rules of feminism. — Rosalind Wiseman

I remember those great days when we were at $176 million before the Reagan Revolution came to town. — Norm Dicks

Another question that would go unanswered in his lifetime was how good women got hooked up with dicks all the time. — Kristen Ashley

I do not need to exist for me anymore. I just want to exist for Max. I want to know the rest of Max's story. — Matthew Dicks

She probably has a row of men's dicks nailed to her wall, like stuffed animal heads. — Margaret Atwood

Maybe they hurt so much that the only way they can say it, is to say nothing — Matthew Dicks

Maybe we are all somebody's devil," Oswald says. "Maybe even me and you. — Matthew Dicks

The man was great, but no man was great enough to sever a friendship between her and one of her girls. Chicks before dicks, and all that. — Katee Robert

I'm happy as a dog with two dicks — Margaret Thatcher

I love long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken. — Jujubee

Maybe we should just take out our dicks and see which is bigger? — Ginn Hale

Men are like vibrators. Just because they're dicks, it doesn't mean you can't use them to have a good time. — Leisa Rayven

She smelled the way the Taj Mahal looks by moonlight. — Raymond Chandler

Can we all just stop being dicks?! — Adam Hills

I was right. Mrs. Patterson is neat and organized. She cannot be trusted. — Matthew Dicks

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. — Jim Gaffigan

Your quick 'no' is because I refused to say 'yes' to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you do not run Easton with your - — Avery Aster

The Smithsonian Institute is one of the most popular agencies of government in the United States. — Norm Dicks

Men are by wits not by dicks — Himmilicious

They touched me all over randomly and I loved it. It felt like they were aching to have me back on their dicks. — Amelia LeFay