Diaper Quotes
Collection of top 39 famous quotes about Diaper
Diaper Quotes & Sayings
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Diaper spelled backwards is repaid , think about it.
— Marshall McLuhan
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
— Roddy Piper
Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.
— Jimmy Buffett
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton
If you say children wouldn't know anything about masturbation on their own, you've never changed a little boy's diaper.
— Joycelyn Elders
How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.
— Benjamin Spock
I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles.
— Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Diaper backwards spells repaid. Think about it.
— Marshall McLuhan
My handbag turned into a diaper bag for the chronically ill.
— Tracey Berkowitz
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!
— Ivanka Trump
You act like you have a saggy diaper that leaks." "Maybe you need to take your Shut-The-Hell-Up pill.
— J.A. Konrath
I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once!
— Carrie Underwood
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
— Marshall McLuhan
Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it.
— Barbara Ehrenreich
Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
— James Carville
That dude's as guilty as a baby with a soggy diaper!
— Noah Child
How's the world treating you this morning?''Like a baby treats a diaper. — Biyi Bandele-Thomas
What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.
— Karen Russell
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.
— Ellen DeGeneres
A.J. has never changed a diaper in his life, though he is a modestly skilled gift wrapper.
— Gabrielle Zevin
A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.
— Rufus Wainwright
baby's diaper is soiled, or it can be manually checked by inserting
— Louis Borgenicht
In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper.
— Graydon Carter
I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up.
— Mark Driscoll
Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.
— Dana Gould
I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser
