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Devito Quotes & Sayings

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We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going. — Danny DeVito

If people want to compare me to Danny DeVito, that's the biggest gift there is. I think Danny DeVito is fantastic. — Robin Lord Taylor

I knew Danny DeVito and he knew me, so he wanted me to try Death to Smoochy. I loved that stuff and had a great time doing it. — Edward Norton

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies. — Danny DeVito

I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious. — Danny DeVito

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene. — Danny DeVito

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. — Danny DeVito

Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend your childhood. — Danny DeVito

America's racist, so what do you expect. — Danny DeVito

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them. — Bob Hoskins

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present. — Danny DeVito

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it. — Danny DeVito

My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor. — Danny DeVito

I climbed like a billion stairs ... its not like I can take them two at a time. — Danny DeVito

I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be. — Danny DeVito

If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you. — Fred DeVito

After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change? — Danny DeVito

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick. — Danny DeVito

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up. — Danny DeVito

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble. — Danny DeVito

I am self-centred. I just adore myself. — Danny DeVito

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? — Danny DeVito

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world. — Danny DeVito

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now. — Danny DeVito

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong! — Rosie O'Donnell

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. — Fred DeVito

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space. — Danny DeVito

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything. — Danny DeVito

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way. — Danny DeVito

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean. — Danny DeVito

The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own. — Danny DeVito

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way. — Danny DeVito