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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story. — Agatha Christie

Val had a horrific image of Lisa peering through a magnifying glass like a grotesquely teenybopper version of Nancy Drew - in jeggings. — Nenia Campbell

You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"

"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane

I didn't do anything," Scott protested. "Breaking and entering is nothing?" Detective Basso echoed. "Funny, the law disagrees. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books. — Ella Minster

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?" — Bill Bailey

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. — Kinky Friedman