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Dentist Quotes By Rube Goldberg: Be your own dentist!

Be your own dentist! — Rube Goldberg

Dentist Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: I wonder if there's such a thing as

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! — Charles M. Schulz

Dentist Quotes By Seanan McGuire: Fuck that; I want to be a dentist,

Fuck that; I want to be a dentist, said Sloane, and stalked down the hall, leaving the rest of us to follow. — Seanan McGuire

Dentist Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: But I can also write in crappy motel

But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. — Augusten Burroughs

Dentist Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: A gold tooth is to some blacks, what

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dentist Quotes By Phil Gramm: I'd rather go to the dentist ... but

I'd rather go to the dentist ... but I'm going. — Phil Gramm

Dentist Quotes By Darynda Jones: I do not," I felt oddly appalled by

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. — Darynda Jones

Dentist Quotes By Johnny Carson: Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. — Johnny Carson

Dentist Quotes By William J. Bernstein: Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor,

Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be. — William J. Bernstein

Dentist Quotes By Michael Steger: I was a bio major, and I was

I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt's dental practice and be a dentist. — Michael Steger

Dentist Quotes By Johnny Depp: Trips to the dentist - I like to

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. — Johnny Depp

Dentist Quotes By Steve Buscemi: I've had dentists who have wanted to help

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth,' — Steve Buscemi

Dentist Quotes By Laura Davies: I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I

I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I think I'd rather go to the dentist than play a practice round. — Laura Davies

Dentist Quotes By Emma Raveling: What happened to your face?""Dentist.""They're all con artists.

What happened to your face?"
"Dentist."
"They're all con artists. — Emma Raveling

Dentist Quotes By Wanda E. Brunstetter: Working for your daed every day was like

Working for your daed every day was like going to the dentist to get a root canal. — Wanda E. Brunstetter

Dentist Quotes By David Cronenberg: My dentist said to me the other day:

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films? — David Cronenberg

Dentist Quotes By Elizabeth Enright: Never plan a picnic' Father said. 'Plan a

Never plan a picnic' Father said. 'Plan a dinner, yes, or a house, or a budget, or an appointment with the dentist, but never, never plan a picnic. — Elizabeth Enright

Dentist Quotes By Casey Stengel: I was a left-handed dentist who made people

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry. — Casey Stengel

Dentist Quotes By Taylor Caldwell: I was never afraid of anything in the

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. — Taylor Caldwell

Dentist Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss. — Stephen Chbosky

Dentist Quotes By Takashi Miike: I go to the dentist, not a shrink.

I go to the dentist, not a shrink. — Takashi Miike

Dentist Quotes By Shirley Maclaine: Acupuncturists Chiropractors Massage Therapists Dentists and more!

Acupuncturists
Chiropractors
Massage Therapists
Dentists
and more! — Shirley Maclaine

Dentist Quotes By Andrew Lang: The idiot Scotch laird in the story would

The idiot Scotch laird in the story would not let the dentist put his fingers into his mouth, "for I'm feared ye'll bite me". — Andrew Lang

Dentist Quotes By Sofia Vergara: I didn't want to be an actress. I

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you. — Sofia Vergara

Dentist Quotes By Bill Cosby: And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby

Dentist Quotes By Brice Marden: You can't say I'm going to become a

You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor. — Brice Marden

Dentist Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I went to the dentist. He said "Say

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." — Tommy Cooper

Dentist Quotes By Lasse Hallstrom: My father would tell anyone who would listen

My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was. — Lasse Hallstrom

Dentist Quotes By Oscar Wilde: It is very vulgar to talk like a

It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces a false impression. — Oscar Wilde

Dentist Quotes By Viktor E. Frankl: Life is like being at the dentist. You

Life is like being at the dentist. You always think that the worst is still to come, and yet it is over already. — Viktor E. Frankl

Dentist Quotes By Jessica Pare: I do get scared of the dentist, so

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. — Jessica Pare

Dentist Quotes By Woody Allen: You always think another time would have been

You always think another time would have been ideal for you ... the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist. — Woody Allen

Dentist Quotes By Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu: I always think politicians and even my dentist

I always think politicians and even my dentist have more egos than actors. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Dentist Quotes By Joan Rivers: I had a blind date with a dentist

I had a blind date with a dentist - and he told me to come back in six months. — Joan Rivers

Dentist Quotes By Joshua Ferris: A dentist is only half the doctor he

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be, — Joshua Ferris

Dentist Quotes By Kim Edwards: You don't want to engage in road rage

You don't want to engage in road rage when the person in the next car might be your child's future teacher or your dentist's father. — Kim Edwards

Dentist Quotes By Frankie Muniz: I am keeping with tradition today. After I

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. — Frankie Muniz

Dentist Quotes By Patricia Richardson: I still get the kids to the doctor

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes. — Patricia Richardson

Dentist Quotes By Leonard Woolf: The grinding of the intellect is for most

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. — Leonard Woolf

Dentist Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. — Ambrose Bierce

Dentist Quotes By Ogden Nash: Some tortures are physical And some are mental,

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash

Dentist Quotes By Anna Deavere Smith: I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist. — Anna Deavere Smith

Dentist Quotes By Tom Robbins: The first time that she spread her legs

The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist. — Tom Robbins

Dentist Quotes By Rhonda Patton: Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?

Are your kids afraid of the Dentist? — Rhonda Patton

Dentist Quotes By Bill Cosby: The dentist drills some more and you hear

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse." — Bill Cosby

Dentist Quotes By W.C. Fields: Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards. — W.C. Fields

Dentist Quotes By Val McDermid: No woman is a heroine to her dentist.

No woman is a heroine to her dentist. — Val McDermid

Dentist Quotes By Kevin Myers: When life is kicking others in the teeth,

When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist. — Kevin Myers

Dentist Quotes By Rick Baker: It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have.

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. — Rick Baker

Dentist Quotes By Charles Bukowski: Not everybody thought they could be a dentist

Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer. — Charles Bukowski

Dentist Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my dentist my teeth are going

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield

Dentist Quotes By Joelle Carter: I kind of have a phobia for the

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office. — Joelle Carter

Dentist Quotes By Sammy Gravano: Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair — Sammy Gravano

Dentist Quotes By Henry Boyd: There are three proven rules for good teeth:

There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business. — Henry Boyd

Dentist Quotes By Samuel Beckett: There I am then back in the saddle,

There I am then back in the saddle, in my numbed heart a prick of misgiving, like one dying of cancer obliged to consult his dentist. — Samuel Beckett

Dentist Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my dentist I want a tooth

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities. — Rodney Dangerfield

Dentist Quotes By Owl City: I've been to the dentist a thousand times

I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills — Owl City

Dentist Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: To the person with a toothache, even if

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. — George Bernard Shaw

Dentist Quotes By Joan Rivers: You know it's time to start using mouthwash

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. — Joan Rivers

Dentist Quotes By Evelyn Waugh: All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day. — Evelyn Waugh

Dentist Quotes By Anthony Doerr: Parisian cousins nobody has heard from in decades

Parisian cousins nobody has heard from in decades now write letters begging for capons, hams, hens. The dentist is selling wine through the mail. — Anthony Doerr

Dentist Quotes By Ann Landers: Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. — Ann Landers

Dentist Quotes By George Carlin: Where does the dentist go when he leaves

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room? — George Carlin

Dentist Quotes By Don DeLillo: Brita said, 'I read at home, I read

Brita said, 'I read at home, I read in hotels, I take a book with me on a twenty-minute trip to the dentist. Then I read in the waiting room. — Don DeLillo

Dentist Quotes By Amy-Jill Levine: I've got a good shepherd; you've got a

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist. — Amy-Jill Levine

Dentist Quotes By Andre Leon Talley: Waiting in line for something mundane is very

Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes, that is boring. — Andre Leon Talley

Dentist Quotes By Henry James: I looked at the place with my heart

I looked at the place with my heart beating as I had known it to do in the dentist's parlor. — Henry James

Dentist Quotes By Joseph Barbera: Faced with the choice of enduring a bad

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth. — Joseph Barbera

Dentist Quotes By Gregg Allman: Before I got into rock n' roll, I

Before I got into rock n' roll, I was going to be a dentist. — Gregg Allman

Dentist Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It doesn't really matter whether you grip the

It doesn't really matter whether you grip the arms of the dentist's chair or let your hands lie in your lap. The drill drills on. — C.S. Lewis

Dentist Quotes By C.S. Lewis: What do people mean when they say, 'I

What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist? — C.S. Lewis

Dentist Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs

Dentist Quotes By Judith Viorst: Being in love is better than being in

Being in love is better than being in jail, a dentist's chair, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia, but not if he doesn't love you back. — Judith Viorst

Dentist Quotes By Russell Banks: Choose your agent as carefully as you would

Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist. — Russell Banks

Dentist Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Did you forget a dentist appointment or something,

Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to? — Elle Lothlorien

Dentist Quotes By Joseph Heller: We do have a zeal for laughter in

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. — Joseph Heller

Dentist Quotes By Katherine McNamara: My grandfather used to be a dentist, and

My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them. — Katherine McNamara

Dentist Quotes By Tom Petty: Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. — Tom Petty

Dentist Quotes By Lara Stone: Every time I go to the dentist they

Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.' — Lara Stone

Dentist Quotes By Vicki Lawrence: I wanted to study to be a dental

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. — Vicki Lawrence

Dentist Quotes By Janet Evanovich: You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! — Janet Evanovich

Dentist Quotes By Andy Paine: It was a sweet smile, but it hid

It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave. — Andy Paine

Dentist Quotes By George D. Prentice: A dentist at work in his vocation always

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice

Dentist Quotes By Mason Cooley: If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. — Mason Cooley

Dentist Quotes By Daniel Tosh: A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth. — Daniel Tosh

Dentist Quotes By Timothy Olyphant: As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport. — Timothy Olyphant

Dentist Quotes By Gordon Korman: The thing about a cavity search is this:

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist. — Gordon Korman

Dentist Quotes By Charles Nelson Reilly: I live at the dentist's. I'm on my

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. — Charles Nelson Reilly