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Delivery Funny Quotes By Peter H. Diamandis: In fact, I've come to think of making

In fact, I've come to think of making stone soup as the only way an entrepreneur can succeed. — Peter H. Diamandis

Delivery Funny Quotes By Thom Yorke: Every Christmas people are so nice to me,

Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles* — Thom Yorke

Delivery Funny Quotes By Norman Reedus: Before [becoming an actor] I kind of just

Before [becoming an actor] I kind of just wanted to paint and live somewhere and do something low-key and artistic. — Norman Reedus

Delivery Funny Quotes By Benedict Cumberbatch: I can't stop traffic on Fifth Avenue, not

I can't stop traffic on Fifth Avenue, not unless I walk in front of an oncoming cab. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Delivery Funny Quotes By Lindsey Vonn: I did gymnastics when I was a kid.

I did gymnastics when I was a kid. I wasn't very good at it. — Lindsey Vonn

Delivery Funny Quotes By Billy Connolly: Paddy was in the delivery room when the

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else" — Billy Connolly

Delivery Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Successful self-actualization can prevent inferiority complexes

Successful self-actualization can prevent inferiority complexes — Sunday Adelaja

Delivery Funny Quotes By Ricky Schroder: I've found joy, peace and perspective. Those are

I've found joy, peace and perspective. Those are very good things to have. — Ricky Schroder

Delivery Funny Quotes By Nassim Nicholas Taleb: Never take advice from someone wearing a tie.

Never take advice from someone wearing a tie. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Delivery Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: A brick could be used for note delivery,

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. — Nicole McKay

Delivery Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I will take all my rights! Can you

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

Delivery Funny Quotes By Winston Churchill: I have not always been wrong. History will

I have not always been wrong. History will bear me out, particularly as I shall write that history myself. — Winston Churchill

Delivery Funny Quotes By Simon De Pury: I think that creative people, wherever they are,

I think that creative people, wherever they are, in any field, take inspiration wherever they can find it. — Simon De Pury

Delivery Funny Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Shhh, he said again.

Shhh, he said again. — Nicholas Sparks

Delivery Funny Quotes By Brian Kilmeade: What I care about is maximum information.

What I care about is maximum information. — Brian Kilmeade

Delivery Funny Quotes By Gautama Buddha: To insist on a spiritual practice that served

To insist on a spiritual practice that served you in the past is to carry the raft on your back after you have crossed the river. — Gautama Buddha

Delivery Funny Quotes By Jhumpa Lahiri: She believed that he would be incapable of

She believed that he would be incapable of hurting her as Graham had. — Jhumpa Lahiri