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It is impossible to get the measure of what an individual can accomplish unless the responsibility is given him. — Alfred P. Sloan

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Unload their gaudy senseless merchandise. — Oscar Wilde

Could I be assured that America would remain virtuous, I would venture to defy the utmost Efforts of Enemies to subjugate her. — Samuel Adams

Well, now that we've knocked over one another's books, isn't the next step for our hands to accidentally touch while we're picking them up? — Lauren Kate

You can only punish your body so long before you're stuck with a horrendous inability to do things you'd previously been able to do. — Burt Shavitz

20 minutes AMRAP (run bias): 400-m run 15 sit-ups 25 air squats — T.J. Murphy

love after all is indivisible. Loving one more doesn't mean loving another less. — A.S.A Harrison

It's like he's determined not to see the good in anything. — Jojo Moyes

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him. — George Herbert

In love longing I listen to the monk's bell. I will never forget you even for an interval short as those between the bell notes. — Izumi Shikibu

That is the Magic. Being alive is the Magic - being strong is the Magic. The Magic is in me - the Magic is in me. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

There are good characters and bad characters. — Matt Stone

When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment, it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. — Margaret Thatcher