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What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke.
— Elvis Costello
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.
— Charles Bukowski
It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?"
I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip. — Diana Rowland
I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip. — Diana Rowland
A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise, salvation.
— Barbara Kingsolver
You always see people coming back to the sport, and I've always thought, 'Gosh, when you're done playing, wouldn't you just want to stay at home?'
— Lindsay Davenport
This isn't a joke. This is life or fucking death, Lily. I am trying to save you."
"Save me from who?"
"From me, darlin'. — Teresa Mummert
"Save me from who?"
"From me, darlin'. — Teresa Mummert
It's hard to live with people willing to send you to exile or death. It's hard to become intimate with them. It's hard to love them.
— Milan Kundera
Ain't nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord.
— Nancy B. Brewer
A wealth of information creates a poverty of attention ...
— Herbert A. Simon
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
— Maureen Johnson
When I act, I act. When I sing, I sing. I don't put one over the other. Entertaining is what I do best.
— Irene Cara
Surrealism can only deliver a reactionary judgment; can make out of history only an accumulation of oddities, a joke, a death trip.
— Susan Sontag
Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it.
— Rick Riordan
He's my calm in commotion. He's the rebel smiling when the danger mounts. He's the guy daring to joke in the face of death.
— Sarah Noffke
When a joker dies, the joke remains.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Death often is the point of life's joke.
— Vladimir Nabokov
Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final.
— Corinne Michaels
Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.
— Agatha Christie
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
— Ivan Turgenev
There were some entrepreneurial du Ponts that are a little different from the heads of the corporations today.
— Pete Du Pont
Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited.
— Santosh Kalwar