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What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke. — Elvis Costello

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski

All of the things I used to obsess over, I'm no longer as obsessed with. I have new concerns but they're a little more existential or cosmic. — Josh Radnor

It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?"
I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip. — Diana Rowland

A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise, salvation. — Barbara Kingsolver

You always see people coming back to the sport, and I've always thought, 'Gosh, when you're done playing, wouldn't you just want to stay at home?' — Lindsay Davenport

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. — Voltaire

This isn't a joke. This is life or fucking death, Lily. I am trying to save you."
"Save me from who?"
"From me, darlin'. — Teresa Mummert

It's hard to live with people willing to send you to exile or death. It's hard to become intimate with them. It's hard to love them. — Milan Kundera

Ain't nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord. — Nancy B. Brewer

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned. — Will Rogers

A wealth of information creates a poverty of attention ... — Herbert A. Simon

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. — Friedrich Nietzsche

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson

When I act, I act. When I sing, I sing. I don't put one over the other. Entertaining is what I do best. — Irene Cara

Surrealism can only deliver a reactionary judgment; can make out of history only an accumulation of oddities, a joke, a death trip. — Susan Sontag

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign. — James A. Owen

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan

He's my calm in commotion. He's the rebel smiling when the danger mounts. He's the guy daring to joke in the face of death. — Sarah Noffke

When a joker dies, the joke remains. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Maybe pulling her emotions out and inserting in his logic would change this morbid course. But damn if he'd joke about it like she did. — Kelly Moran

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. — Red Skelton

Death often is the point of life's joke. — Vladimir Nabokov

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny. — Curtis Sittenfeld

All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie

Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew. — Ivan Turgenev

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style. — Bill Hicks

Stop looking for the biggest crowd, and start looking for the right crowd. — Phil Cooke

There were some entrepreneurial du Ponts that are a little different from the heads of the corporations today. — Pete Du Pont

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar

A decision is a conscious act and random thoughts are subconscious manifestations. — Daniel Marques

We are much too tolerant of the moral aberration of statesmen and bureaucrats. — Kenzaburo Oe

Death is another story. I will never make a joke about death. It is beyond my powers. — Mario Puzo