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I don't want your apology. I want your obedience.
— Tara Sue Me
I'm a song and dance girl. I can act enough to get by. But that's the limit of my talents.
— Betty Grable
My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.
— Abraham Lincoln
He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.""He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse
I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy
— Seanan McGuire
Those who will not start, will never finish.
— Jack Adams
But that's the funny thing about treasure - we assume everyone wants what we hold most dear.
— Suzanne Rindell
It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.
— Noel Coward
Dear Fly, I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes!
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)
— Noel Coward
An intimate relationship must be developed over time, whether it's with God or anyone else.
— Andrew Wommack
Dear Gods Nick what have you done while I was gone?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes
If you don't like what you see, stop looking.
— Nancy Lopez
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.
— James M. Barrie
Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right.
— Kate DiCamillo
Popularity, my dear, is as overrated as a large member.
— Sarah Winman
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
Love is when someone puts you on a pedestal and yet when you fall, they're there to catch you anyway.' - Tara Daniels
— Jill Shalvis
Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.
— Dave Barry
My dear Natalya Petrovna, there's funny and funny.
— Ivan Turgenev