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I don't want your apology. I want your obedience. — Tara Sue Me

There are moments of the most crazy all-encompassing joy. What a phenonenally beautiful kid. A funny, dear child. Kind and open and loving. — Elisa Albert

I'm a song and dance girl. I can act enough to get by. But that's the limit of my talents. — Betty Grable

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. — Santosh Kalwar

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. — Abraham Lincoln

He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes."
"He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse

I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy — Seanan McGuire

Those who will not start, will never finish. — Jack Adams

But that's the funny thing about treasure - we assume everyone wants what we hold most dear. — Suzanne Rindell

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him. — Noel Coward

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender! — Daniel Nayeri

My knees on the ground, dear father, don't let me break, please make me stronger. — Rihanna

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

By praying "his" prayers - the Psalms of the Old Testament, which Jesus prayed - we effectively piggyback on them all the way to heaven. — Eric Metaxas

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?) — Noel Coward

An intimate relationship must be developed over time, whether it's with God or anyone else. — Andrew Wommack

Dear Gods Nick what have you done while I was gone? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes

If you don't like what you see, stop looking. — Nancy Lopez

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone. — James M. Barrie

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right. — Kate DiCamillo

Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring. — Sherlock

Popularity, my dear, is as overrated as a large member. — Sarah Winman

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear. — Neal Shusterman

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

Love is when someone puts you on a pedestal and yet when you fall, they're there to catch you anyway.' - Tara Daniels — Jill Shalvis

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

My dear Natalya Petrovna, there's funny and funny. — Ivan Turgenev