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Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Bing Crosby: Everyone knows I'm just a big, good-natured slob.

Everyone knows I'm just a big, good-natured slob. — Bing Crosby

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Ken Wilber: All the Ping-Pong and pool tables, on-site chefs,

All the Ping-Pong and pool tables, on-site chefs, Nerf hoops, and stereo systems cannot make up for the truth that some places work people like dogs. — Ken Wilber

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny how people that don't believe in nothin'

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Stevie Smith: I don't think Auden liked my poetry very

I don't think Auden liked my poetry very much, he's very Anglican. — Stevie Smith

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Diane Sawyer: Wake up curious, and determined to find an

Wake up curious, and determined to find an answer — Diane Sawyer

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Not funny ha ha, funny weird

Not funny ha ha, funny weird — Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Munia Khan: I feel frozen holding on to the flame

I feel frozen holding on to the flame of my own duality.. — Munia Khan

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Tony Jeary: Our success should not be a random event,

Our success should not be a random event, but the result of conscious actions. — Tony Jeary

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: In this world only the paranoid survive.

In this world only the paranoid survive. — Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Tullian Tchividjian: Christianity is in no way a stoic faith.

Christianity is in no way a stoic faith. It fundamentally rejects the "stiff upper lip" school of thought. — Tullian Tchividjian

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Tom Clancy: The Americans are always investigating one another, it

The Americans are always investigating one another, it was their national sport. — Tom Clancy

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Peter Singer: When we eat plants, food takes on a

When we eat plants, food takes on a different quality. We take from the earth food that is ready for us and does not fight against us as we take it. — Peter Singer

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: He's my father, whoever he is, so he

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: In the end, it's all about perseverance.

In the end, it's all about perseverance. — Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Suzanne Collins: If he wants me broken, then I will

If he wants me broken, then I will have to be whole. — Suzanne Collins

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny, how one good cookie could calm the

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz Funny Quotes By Shannon Celebi: If she could hate this much she sure

If she could hate this much she sure as hell had loved. — Shannon Celebi