Deadpan Quotes
Collection of top 29 famous quotes about Deadpan
Deadpan Quotes & Sayings
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I'd found people got uncomfortable quicker by my staying quiet while holding a deadpan stare.
— Keri Lake
The meaning of life is that it ends.
— Franz Kafka
You're just as sane as I am.' Smiling
— J.K. Rowling
We have to get you a haircut sometime today. You're starting to look like a sulky rock star.""Well, I am a rock star," he said, deadpan — Thea Harrison
You're not going to suck.''Not at the guitar, anyway,' Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. 'Ow. — Rachel Caine
Nice blouse, Sage," Adrian told me, deadpan. "It really brings out the khaki in your pants.
— Richelle Mead
Tybalt's what we call 'Cait Sidhe' - the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes." "Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan. — Seanan McGuire
That was a hell of a thing.
— Engineer Fred Kwan Galaxy Quest
You don't believe I'm cute enough to rescue? he asked, deadpan.
— Lindsay Buroker
Adrian was completely deadpan. 'So. You're saying my sister is dressed like a prostitute.
— Richelle Mead
I have no social agenda with my work. I'm deadpan about it.
— Edward Ruscha
I don't know what to get Quinn for Christmas.""You - in a bow." Nico said this deadpan. "Maybe forget the bow. — Penny Reid
Look son, the Human Pig.(shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman!
(deadpan)Another animal could do this? — Larry Gonick
Even in a society as tightly controlled as Singapore's, the market creates certain forces which perhaps in the long run may lead to democracy.
— Peter L. Berger
People have found her somber, but it is sometimes because her humor is so deadpan dry that it escapes many.
— Irin Carmon
"God, you're a good kisser," he said. "Where'd you learn to do that?"I sat up and flashed him a deadpan look. "Books," I said. — Eve Marie Mont
Lyall's face went deadpan as he relayed the details, as those who are tortured or raped will become when they retell the pattern of abuse
— Gail Carriger
There's something about Vonnegut's deadpan irony that I really like. And I like Borges' puzzle structure.
— Ruth Ozeki
When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I was just a comedienne.
— Aubrey Plaza
Its deadpan and her sarcasm sailed straight on past each other, strangers passing on a dark road in the night.
— Nicole Kornher-Stace
When you know your purpose in life, then by faith you know God will enable you to do it
— Sunday Adelaja
See, what we were going to do was say, the Internet is this great business strategy tool.
— James Daly
So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
— Patrick Warburton
All the people saying mean things about me on the Internet are gonna be dead in four hundred and thirty-three days," she said, deadpan.
— Neal Stephenson