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Deadpan Quotes & Sayings

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I'd found people got uncomfortable quicker by my staying quiet while holding a deadpan stare. — Keri Lake

The meaning of life is that it ends. — Franz Kafka

You're just as sane as I am.' Smiling — J.K. Rowling

Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter. — Mel Gussow

We have to get you a haircut sometime today. You're starting to look like a sulky rock star."
"Well, I am a rock star," he said, deadpan — Thea Harrison

You're not going to suck.'
'Not at the guitar, anyway,' Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. 'Ow. — Rachel Caine

Nice blouse, Sage," Adrian told me, deadpan. "It really brings out the khaki in your pants. — Richelle Mead

Tybalt's what we call 'Cait Sidhe' - the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes."

"Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan. — Seanan McGuire

That was a hell of a thing. — Engineer Fred Kwan Galaxy Quest

You don't believe I'm cute enough to rescue? he asked, deadpan. — Lindsay Buroker

Adrian was completely deadpan. 'So. You're saying my sister is dressed like a prostitute. — Richelle Mead

I have no social agenda with my work. I'm deadpan about it. — Edward Ruscha

No martyr is among ye now | Whom you can call your own | So go on your way accordingly | But know you're not alone. — Bob Dylan

I don't know what to get Quinn for Christmas."
"You - in a bow." Nico said this deadpan. "Maybe forget the bow. — Penny Reid

Look son, the Human Pig.

(shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman!

(deadpan)Another animal could do this? — Larry Gonick

Even in a society as tightly controlled as Singapore's, the market creates certain forces which perhaps in the long run may lead to democracy. — Peter L. Berger

People have found her somber, but it is sometimes because her humor is so deadpan dry that it escapes many. — Irin Carmon

"God, you're a good kisser," he said. "Where'd you learn to do that?"
I sat up and flashed him a deadpan look. "Books," I said. — Eve Marie Mont

Lyall's face went deadpan as he relayed the details, as those who are tortured or raped will become when they retell the pattern of abuse — Gail Carriger

There's something about Vonnegut's deadpan irony that I really like. And I like Borges' puzzle structure. — Ruth Ozeki

When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I was just a comedienne. — Aubrey Plaza

Its deadpan and her sarcasm sailed straight on past each other, strangers passing on a dark road in the night. — Nicole Kornher-Stace

It is not the question, what am I going to be when I grow up; you should ask the question, who am I going to be when I grow up. — Goldie Hawn

When you know your purpose in life, then by faith you know God will enable you to do it — Sunday Adelaja

Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck. — Kim Harrison

See, what we were going to do was say, the Internet is this great business strategy tool. — James Daly

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. — Patrick Warburton

I had no more alphabet than the journeying of the swallows, the pure and tiny water of the small, fiery bird that dances rising from the pollen. — Pablo Neruda

All the people saying mean things about me on the Internet are gonna be dead in four hundred and thirty-three days," she said, deadpan. — Neal Stephenson