David Spade Quotes
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David Spade Quotes & Sayings
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I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
— David Spade
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
— David Spade
I never dated much in high school or college.
— David Spade
I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
— David Spade
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
— David Spade
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
— David Spade
I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.
— David Spade
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
— David Spade
If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.
— David Spade
It's funny because it's funny.
— David Spade
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
— David Spade
You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!
— David Spade
To be famous and broke is hard.
— David Spade
I have no detectable hair style.
— David Spade
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
— David Spade
You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.
— David Spade
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
— David Spade
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
— David Spade
People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
— David Spade
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
— David Spade
My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
— David Spade
I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.
— David Spade
When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
— David Spade
The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"
— David Spade
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.
— David Spade
Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?
— David Spade
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
— David Spade
My career is just kind of crazy.
— David Spade
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
— David Spade
I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
— David Spade
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
— David Spade
Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!
— David Spade
How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?
— David Spade
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
— David Spade
I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
— David Spade
It's hard to have a career.
— David Spade
Ruddy hell, the cold smacked my face with an iron spade! Now I knew why northerners go in for beards, woad, and body grease.
— David Mitchell