Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Dave Chappelle Quotes & Sayings
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
— Dave Chappelle
I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.
— Dave Chappelle
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
— Dave Chappelle
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
— Dave Chappelle
Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
— Dave Chappelle
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
— Dave Chappelle
My life is dope and I do dope shit.
— Kanye West
Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
— Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'
— Marla Gibbs
Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
— Dave Chappelle
I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
— Dave Chappelle
I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
— Dave Chappelle
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
— Dave Chappelle
America, I appreciate you liking me.
— Dave Chappelle
My generation is under-entertained.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm rich biotchh!
— Dave Chappelle
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
— Dave Chappelle
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.
— Dave Chappelle
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
— Dave Chappelle
Lady, I'm just a nigga that loves titties.
— Dave Chappelle
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
— Dave Chappelle
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
— Dave Chappelle
The language you are about to hear ... is disturbing.
— Dave Chappelle
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'
— Dave Chappelle
I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
— Dave Chappelle
Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
— Dave Chappelle
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
— Dave Chappelle
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.
— Dave Chappelle
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
— Dave Chappelle
A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.
— Dave Chappelle
I love my jokes.
— Dave Chappelle
When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
— Dave Chappelle
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
— Dave Chappelle
Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t
— Dave Chappelle
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
— Dave Chappelle
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
— Dave Chappelle
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
— Dave Chappelle
Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?
— Dave Chappelle
If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
— Dave Chappelle
I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
— Dave Chappelle
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
— Dave Chappelle
Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.
— Dave Chappelle
Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
— Dave Chappelle
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
— Dave Chappelle
I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
— Dave Chappelle
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
— Dave Chappelle
What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
— Dave Chappelle
I got a lot of positive people around me.
— Dave Chappelle
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm an introspective dude.
— Dave Chappelle
I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.
— Dave Chappelle
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
— Dave Chappelle
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
— Dave Chappelle
Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.
— Bill Burr
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.
— Dave Chappelle
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
— Dave Chappelle
You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
— Dave Chappelle
Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
— Dave Chappelle
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
— Dave Chappelle
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
— Dave Chappelle
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
— Dave Chappelle
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.
— Dave Chappelle
People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
— Dave Chappelle
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
— Dave Chappelle
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
— Dave Chappelle
Hey,hey,hey. Smoke weed everyday
— Dave Chappelle
If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.
— Dave Chappelle
Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
— Dave Chappelle
The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
— Dave Chappelle
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
— Dave Chappelle
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone ... you answer it.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
— Dave Chappelle
Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.
— Dave Chappelle
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
— Dave Chappelle