Dating Humor Quotes
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Dating Humor Quotes & Sayings
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If a boy doesn't respect his mother...run!
— Tracy Yates
When you make things too easy on someone, you're giving them a discount on your worth; and this causes them to regard you as inferior.
— K.M.Docherty
Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
— Jacob M. Appel
What's your name?""Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?"
"Wanted."
"By all the girls or just the law? — Dennis Lehane
I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly
— Darynda Jones
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
— Candace Bushnell
Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
— Greg Behrendt
Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend's prayer because she's asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.
— Jonathon Acuff
Just think of the acclaim! The feelings of satisfaction! The vastly increased dating opportunities!
— Chris Baty
Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.
— Jennifer Crusie
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
— Greg Behrendt
Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.
— Claire Cook
Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.
— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman
When you're dating someone, you need to have intercourse at least ten times before you start talking about The Future.
— Mimi Strong
When presented with a member of the opposite sex, some of us get numbers and some of us throw up.
— Daria Snadowsky
Ah," said Magnus. "Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.
— Cassandra Clare
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
— Charlaine Harris
Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.
— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman
And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.' Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did!
— John Bytheway
I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?
— Carol Maloney Scott
Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
So it's possible I might be dating Batman.
— John Goode
The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
— Jacob M. Appel
Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order.
— Shannon L. Alder
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked."I'm dating again. — Maurice Pirelli
Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.
— Lois Greiman
You doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse.
— Sandra Hill
I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
— Augusten Burroughs
When you come to a detour, take it.
— Jack Dancer
Women want a lot of sex with the man they love; men want to have a lot of sex with a lot of different women.
— Dermot Davis
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
There's life after divorce, Sarah,' my father proclaimed, not that he'd ever been divorced.
— Claire Cook
My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
— Nicki Elson
Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.
— Claire Cook
Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.
— David Foster Wallace
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials ... I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months
— Josh Stern
He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia.
— Kresley Cole
Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.
— Inez Kelley
Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.
— Jason Krumbine
If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU!
— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman
