Dashboard Quotes
Collection of top 22 famous quotes about Dashboard
Dashboard Quotes & Sayings
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My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
— Rodney Dangerfield
How come drummers leave their drumsticks on the dashboard of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spaces.
— Dave Grohl
The key metric of whether you've succeeded is what fraction of your employees use that dashboard everyday.
— Keith Rabois
Regret has a purpose. It's like the oil light on the dashboard of your life, telling you something needs to be fixed. So fix it. And feel better.
— David D. Burns
I eat beef jerky and ride with bare feet on the dashboard. We
— Gillian Flynn
A brainscan cannot interpret itself and neither can a data dashboard in education.
— Andy Hargreaves
And I am flawed but I am cleaning up so well.
— Dashboard Confessional
The pony stared at us lugubriously from the dashboard. Jesus. Little fucker had watched the whole thing.
— Leah Raeder
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night, I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
— Meat Loaf
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
— Andy Borowitz
'Sweet magnetic Jesus on the dashboard. On the table?'
— Nora Roberts
I wish the dashboard indicators for lights were standardized throughout the auto industry.
— Robert James Thomson
The GPS on the car dashboard proves that there is more than one route to our goals
— Robert J. Bannon
Eugene turned the key. A sound like a two-story house being shat out the asshole of a zebra ripped through the dashboard.
— Patrick Ness
An American soldier, Saddam in his sights, has a picture of a naked, buxom woman on his dashboard, an obvious affront to Muslim sensibilities.
— Margo Kingston
parked and placed the POLICE sign on the dashboard.
— Ian Rankin