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It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you. — Darrell Hammond

I'm the kind of trouble a man like you can't handle. — Michelle M. Pillow

I've seen the hell these people go through. — Darrell Hammond

You know when somebody really knows what they're drawing from and you can feel it when you see the movie. — Edward Norton

One of the marks of an educated man today is to know what not to read
what not to see or what not to listen to. — Ezra Taft Benson

Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards. — Darrell Hammond

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit. — Darrell Hammond

I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again. — Darrell Hammond

I had a dad you know. — Darrell Hammond

No one ever expects vaginal arthritis. (Or the Spanish Inquisition). — Jenny Lawson

I'm better at being sorry. — Brenna Yovanoff

Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war. — Norman Mailer

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W. — Darrell Hammond

Reputation depended often on the smallest of actions, the daily decisions made with honor and responsibility, not the huge drama of heroic battles. — Diana Gabaldon

I belong to the Democratic Party. — Darrell Hammond

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night. — Darrell Hammond

Poor Darrell Hammond. What's he going to do when I leave office? — William J. Clinton

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk. — Darrell Hammond

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. — Dalai Lama

'Tis best to weigh the enemy more mighty than he seems. — William Shakespeare

Doctors didn't know what to do with me. — Darrell Hammond

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond

Happiness writes in white ink on a white page. — Henry De Montherlant

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible. — Darrell Hammond

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown. — Darrell Hammond

Are you committed to your highest vision for your life or are you just satisfied to dream? — Colette Baron Reid

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms. — Darrell Hammond

I don't know if I want to be a big star though. — Darrell Hammond

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege. — Darrell Hammond

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder. — Darrell Hammond

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me. — Darrell Hammond

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it. — Darrell Hammond

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent. — Darrell Hammond

College kids, don't be taking examples from me. — Darrell Hammond

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people. — Darrell Hammond

I consider myself a student of life. — Jacob Vargas

Was there anything better than to be wanted? Was that all anyone really needed? — Liane Moriarty