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Dark Humour Quotes & Sayings

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No one believes that the world can come to an end, therefore no one believes it can be saved. — Peter Zilahy

Not all the truths are told, dreams are shattered, words are unspoken, memories are haunting but the imagination is still fighting to settle down. — Magith Noohukhan

If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard. — Peter Zilahy

She was damned if she was going to let a little thing like decapitation stand in the way of keeping him. — Jane Timm Baxter

I like someone with a really good and dark sense of humour. — Paloma Faith

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. — Derek Landy

I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this — Ian Ayris

Where's Kraven? Is he stalking me too?"
His mouth went tight. "I'm not stalking you. — Michelle Rowen

A little child in Ethiopia will die before this song is through. — Rod Stewart

Great book stands the test of time unlike my good self ... — Douglas Adams

Enjolras caught glimpses of a luminous uprising under the dark skirts of the future. — Victor Hugo

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon

How was your afternoon?"
"No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning. — Will Kostakis

A sly smirk curled at the corner of his mouth as he peered into the trunk. "Why do you have Robin Hood's toy chest?"
- Brendan Daniels — Elizabeth Morgan

I had to be at least 8 or 9; I was listening to everything on the radio. You name it, I heard every song. — Tom Araya

Now is it time to burn the house? — Louise Erdrich

It's never the deviants who are the problem, puss. Don't forget that. It's the people who won't open their minds that are dangerous. — Lucy Ribchester

You will suffer, son of Hades!'
What else is new? Nico thought. — Rick Riordan

My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit. — George R R Martin

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore. — James Hetfield

For the moment we might very well can them DUNNOS (for Dark Unknown Nonreflective Nondetectable Objects Somewhere). — Bill Bryson

Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark.
"A virgin," sputtered another.
"I didn't know they still made them."
"He just did. — Larry Kramer

There can be only one — Christopher Brookmyre

Whenever dark things happen in my life, there is always some dark humour. — Ken Bruen

You vote yourselves salaries out of the public funds and care only for your own personal interests; hence the state limps along. — Aristophanes

Don't mourn me", he said. Because it was a joke, a sick joke and because - at the end - he needed a little dark humour to sustain him. — Stephen Lloyd Jones

Its deadpan and her sarcasm sailed straight on past each other, strangers passing on a dark road in the night. — Nicole Kornher-Stace

If you have seen darkness, you will appreciate the dawn of light. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing. — Nathan Hassall

The light and the stars guide my way. — Lailah Gifty Akita

It's not easy to be God. — Peter Zilahy

Thank God you're poor, Mom. — Mario Puzo

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

The power of home run hitters in the majors is different from those here. It's probably difficult for me to match that power now. — Hideki Matsui