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Dark Humorous Quotes By George Carlin: Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin

Dark Humorous Quotes By Lilly James: Why, oh why was I standing entranced when

Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse? — Lilly James

Dark Humorous Quotes By Warren Moore: The train hit her with the sound of

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights) — Warren Moore

Dark Humorous Quotes By Stephen King: By the time he was done with the

By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'. — Stephen King

Dark Humorous Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Dark Humorous Quotes By Aubrea Summer: If you want to convince a criminal to

If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs. — Aubrea Summer

Dark Humorous Quotes By Jane Dentinger: Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

Dark Humorous Quotes By Erin Mitchell: This isn't where I intended to be. Killing

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

Dark Humorous Quotes By Angelo Tsanatelis: Mister if you want more to join,' She

Mister if you want more to join,' She said half-choked 'you'll have to put in the coin. — Angelo Tsanatelis

Dark Humorous Quotes By Heather Fleener: That is not what I was saying, you

That is not what I was saying, you crazy twit!"
"Cut it out! You do not to play the I'm-so-dark-and twisty-I deserve-to-be-punished card. — Heather Fleener

Dark Humorous Quotes By Jim Butcher: As far as the Council is concerned, the

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms."
"Eh?"
"Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit. — Jim Butcher

Dark Humorous Quotes By Mark Twain: I persuaded him to throw the dirk away;

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself. — Mark Twain

Dark Humorous Quotes By Veronica Roth: The contrast between the friendly greeting and the

The contrast between the friendly greeting and the weapons propped against their shoulders is almost humorous. — Veronica Roth

Dark Humorous Quotes By Kresley Cole: Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is

Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman. — Kresley Cole

Dark Humorous Quotes By Elaine Kagan: The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

Dark Humorous Quotes By Eve Kagan: That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Dark Humorous Quotes By Angelo Tsanatelis: -Cheap? I could have bought a whole pig

-Cheap? I could have bought a whole pig
with that coin jester.
-Exactly my Lord. And while some may eat a mule, no one can ride a pig. — Angelo Tsanatelis

Dark Humorous Quotes By Subhasis Das: Engineer is the one who thinks Dark Fantasy

Engineer is the one who thinks Dark Fantasy is a condom and not a biscuit — Subhasis Das