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Dark But Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: When it rains it pours and when it

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma. — Sol Luckman

Dark But Funny Quotes By Craig Charles: The inventory process and stepping back in your

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising. — Craig Charles

Dark But Funny Quotes By Kresley Cole: Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless

Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over. — Kresley Cole

Dark But Funny Quotes By Martin Fowler: If someone were to come up to you

If someone were to come up to you in a dark alley and say, "Psst, wanna see a UML diagram?" that
diagram would probably be a class diagram. — Martin Fowler

Dark But Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If per capita was a problem, decapita could

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett

Dark But Funny Quotes By Khloe Kardashian: The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm

The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond. — Khloe Kardashian

Dark But Funny Quotes By Ben Aaronovitch: I saw a dark void under the platform

I saw a dark void under the platform and had just enough time to think: Fuck me he's a earthbender. — Ben Aaronovitch

Dark But Funny Quotes By David Sedaris: What other people call dark and despairing, I

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. — David Sedaris

Dark But Funny Quotes By Eve Kagan: That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Dark But Funny Quotes By Brett Gelman: I think that life is very dark at

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. — Brett Gelman

Dark But Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: I persuaded him to throw the dirk away;

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself. — Mark Twain

Dark But Funny Quotes By Dannika Dark: So I flirt with disaster once or twice.

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

Dark But Funny Quotes By Nathan Hassall: Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing.

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing. — Nathan Hassall

Dark But Funny Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not against people just being funny or

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron

Dark But Funny Quotes By Lance Armstrong: It's funny, because I have periods where I

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

Dark But Funny Quotes By Amelia Hutchins: Funny how growing up can change your opinion

Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills. — Amelia Hutchins

Dark But Funny Quotes By Rachel Zucker: I am only able to be honest. And

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny. — Rachel Zucker