Mort Sahl Quotes
Top 61 wise famous quotes and sayings by Mort Sahl
Mort Sahl Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?
The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on. *1958
A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.
The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?
I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.
Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?
This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.
My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Mort Sahl, while attending a preview of Otto Preminger's film Exodus, stood up and called out, Otto, let my people go!
The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man
If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.