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Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on

We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Robin Lord Taylor: If people want to compare me to Danny

If people want to compare me to Danny DeVito, that's the biggest gift there is. I think Danny DeVito is fantastic. — Robin Lord Taylor

Danny Devito Quotes By Edward Norton: I knew Danny DeVito and he knew me,

I knew Danny DeVito and he knew me, so he wanted me to try Death to Smoochy. I loved that stuff and had a great time doing it. — Edward Norton

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: You have to give people permission to laugh.

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does.

I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: It's a first for me. It's my first

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: I don't know. I think it's funny! I

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: Everybody needs money. That's why they call it

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: Jersey is always with me. I was one

Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend your childhood. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: America's racist, so what do you expect.

America's racist, so what do you expect. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Bob Hoskins: Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless.

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them. — Bob Hoskins

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: In order for the light of gratitude and

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: My parents worked their tails off, but we

My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: I climbed like a billion stairs ... its

I climbed like a billion stairs ... its not like I can take them two at a time. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: I don't look ahead. I'm right here with

I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: After you've lived with somebody for 11 years,

After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change? — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: A bad salesman will automatically drop his price.

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: Of course I've got lawyers. They are like

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: I love women. I mean, I'm married, but

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: I am self-centred. I just adore myself.

I am self-centred. I just adore myself. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: There are two dilemmas that rattle the human

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel,

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: I'm always studying and I've been doing it

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Rosie O'Donnell: You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching

You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong! — Rosie O'Donnell

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: What do you call 500 lawyers lying on

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: We don't even know if we're in this

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: When we get out of this, I'm gonna

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: A tree falls the way it leans. Be

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: The whole point of love is to put

The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own. — Danny DeVito

Danny Devito Quotes By Danny DeVito: A lot of it revolves around food with

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way. — Danny DeVito