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Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
— R. Buckminster Fuller
You have to accept whatever comes, and the only important thing is that you meet it with the best you have to give.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive ... The refrigerator.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Clover missed his "me-time.
— Obert Skye
There are men whose presence infuses trust and reverence.
— George Eliot
We live in a strange bubble.
— Brian Molko
Somewhere along the way one discovers that what one has to tell is not nearly so important as the telling itself.
— Henry Miller
Sometimes, when we cannot attain the freedom we are fighting for, we free ourselves b carving a new path to freedom.
— Christina Westover
Ignorance does not make the wrong choice into the right one.
— Merrie Haskell
He who aspires to be a serious wine drinker must drink claret.
— Samuel Johnson
Self-help isn't really self-help unless someone else is also helping you. We'd like to be that someone.
— Kenneth Schwarz
Ambition is the mind's immodesty.
— William Davenant
