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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. — Dan Castellaneta

...And that, my friend, is why Brendan Fraser sucks. — Brian Michael Bendis

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting. — Dan Castellaneta

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. — Tallulah Bankhead

I love you the way a man loves only one woman- only one woman ... forever. — Marcia Lynn McClure

Men are said to desire women, Severian. Why do they despise the women they obtain? — Gene Wolfe

Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta

I would have loved you for eternity, even when the word didn't have quite the same connotations. — Stephenie Meyer

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? — Dan Castellaneta

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy. — Dan Castellaneta

the son of Olaf. The latter was a tall, — Peter Darman

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well. — Dan Castellaneta

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. — Dan Castellaneta

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. — Dan Castellaneta

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. — Dan Castellaneta

English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England! — Dan Castellaneta

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta

After years of doing impressions, its time for a change. — Dan Castellaneta

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! — Dan Castellaneta

I never wanted to be in the show business. I wanted to do special effects. — Emraan Hashmi

The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows. — Dan Castellaneta

Music just affects people's feelings. It brings out emotions in you and makes you happy and sad. — Selena Gomez

Evenings never end - they just, without you noticing, turn into tomorrow. — Caitlin Moran

Each of us was created to rule, govern, control, master, manage, and lead our environments. You are in essence a leader, no matter who you are. — Myles Munroe

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself. — Dan Castellaneta

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it. — Dan Castellaneta

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. — Dan Castellaneta

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. — Dan Castellaneta

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do. — Dan Castellaneta

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that. — Dan Castellaneta

Be brave, be bold and above all be honest, some people will hate you and some will love you but they will all see the real you — Renzo Gracie

It is better to watch things then to do them. — Dan Castellaneta

There is no strong beer, just weak men — Dan Castellaneta