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A big endorsement deal would be awesome.
— Matt Emmons
You've got to love what's yours.
— Alicia Keys
The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.
— Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
I don't want to have a song like 'My Humps' and it be sagging down, so I pay attention to that area. A lot.
— Fergie
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
— Jim Butcher
I gave them pants and now they think they're people. The best I can do these days is control the weather. I don't know what else to tell you.
— Lee Bradford
'Reality' is a notion that journalists take for granted.
— Andrew O'Hagan
I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.
— Rachel Maddow
Justice ought sometimes to protect those least able to protect themselves.
— Stephen R. Lawhead
Men cannot grieve as dogs do.
— Robin Hobb