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Daily Short Funny Quotes By Matt Emmons: A big endorsement deal would be awesome.

A big endorsement deal would be awesome. — Matt Emmons

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Lil' Wayne: A million feelings. A thousand thoughts. A hundred

A million feelings. A thousand thoughts. A hundred memories. All for one person. — Lil' Wayne

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Alicia Keys: You've got to love what's yours.

You've got to love what's yours. — Alicia Keys

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel: The house of Lords must be the only

The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members. — Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Fergie: I don't want to have a song like

I don't want to have a song like 'My Humps' and it be sagging down, so I pay attention to that area. A lot. — Fergie

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Jack Jones: Don't think because there's a ring on your

Don't think because there's a ring on your finger, you needn't try anymore. — Jack Jones

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Jim Butcher: Laughter is good for you. Nine out of

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Lee Bradford: I gave them pants and now they think

I gave them pants and now they think they're people. The best I can do these days is control the weather. I don't know what else to tell you. — Lee Bradford

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Toba Beta: The words of wisdom for today: Do not

The words of wisdom for today:
Do not read anything that sucks! — Toba Beta

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Andrew O'Hagan: 'Reality' is a notion that journalists take for

'Reality' is a notion that journalists take for granted. — Andrew O'Hagan

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Rachel Maddow: I don't think vodka is useful. I think

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it. — Rachel Maddow

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Stephen R. Lawhead: Justice ought sometimes to protect those least able

Justice ought sometimes to protect those least able to protect themselves. — Stephen R. Lawhead

Daily Short Funny Quotes By Robin Hobb: Men cannot grieve as dogs do.

Men cannot grieve as dogs do. — Robin Hobb