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A big endorsement deal would be awesome. — Matt Emmons
A million feelings. A thousand thoughts. A hundred memories. All for one person. — Lil' Wayne
You've got to love what's yours. — Alicia Keys
The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members. — Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
I don't want to have a song like 'My Humps' and it be sagging down, so I pay attention to that area. A lot. — Fergie
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger, you needn't try anymore. — Jack Jones
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher
I gave them pants and now they think they're people. The best I can do these days is control the weather. I don't know what else to tell you. — Lee Bradford
The words of wisdom for today:
Do not read anything that sucks! — Toba Beta
'Reality' is a notion that journalists take for granted. — Andrew O'Hagan
I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it. — Rachel Maddow
Justice ought sometimes to protect those least able to protect themselves. — Stephen R. Lawhead
Men cannot grieve as dogs do. — Robin Hobb

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