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Daddy And Mommy Quotes & Sayings

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Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her! — Harper Sloan

I get my flow from Daddy, my singing ability from Mommy, the camera stuff from both. That's just what happens when you hang out with the Smiths. — Willow Smith

Jamie Right said her mommy and daddy cuddle naked, so y'all must not be cuddlin' right. — Toni Aleo

God is good for everybody. The sun shines on good people and bad people, and it rains on both, too. God doesn't choose rain only for bad people. — Mariano Rivera

I'm not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn't we be making out instead of fighting? — Toni Aleo

I'm cute, Mommy's cute, and Daddy's ... " She tore her gaze up to meet his.
"Daddy's lucky," he finished for her. — Katie Ashley

Do you even really know how vampires are made?'
'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... — Cassandra Clare

I just don't like big guys who speak cryptically and act like they understand the language better than me. — Robert Downey Jr.

Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you. — Octavia Butler

I wanted to be a skinny little ballerina but I was a voluptuous little Italian girl whose dad had meatballs on the table every night. — Lady Gaga

Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space. — Angelina Jolie

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — William Masters

Success is living up to your potential. That's all. Wake up with a smile and go after life ... Live it, enjoy it, taste it, smell it, feel it. — Joe Kapp

Do you know where most skeletons come from?"
"When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much... — Leigh Perry

Onstage is the one time in my day that I can let it all out. — Brittany Howard

Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. — Andre Marrou

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. — Mary J. Blige

I believe that the way people live can be directed a little by architecture. — Tadao Ando

The Devil isn't made by what Mommy says, or what Daddy says. The Devil is there. — Peter Shaffer

Every big leaguer and his wife should teach their children to pray, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Babe Ruth. — Waite Hoyt

I'm going to be a big sister," Emily said. "My daddy breeded my mommy, like Chinook with the mares. — Pamela Clare

mommy's alright
daddy's alright
they just seem a little weird... — Cheap Trick

In all of your living, don't forget to live. — Ricky Maye

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water. — Erma Bombeck

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women. — Camille Paglia

Goddamn bloody arsefoam. Daddy drilling Mommy on the kitchen table. — Joe Hill

We learn nothing from history except the infinite variety of men's behaviour. — A.J.P. Taylor

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family. — Bil Keane

Then Mal let out a loud wailing noise. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight! — Kylie Scott

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together. — Tracy Morgan

Just because I had to go didn't mean I wanted to leave. — Eric Smith

If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing. — Robert Kiyosaki

Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! — Sarah Silverman

Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard? — Howard Cosell

We have to create security for the working families of Britain, and that's what I'll do — Ed Miliband

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child. — Hank Williams Jr.