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Dad Jokes Quotes By Jonathan Kellerman: Life is like a prism. What you see

Life is like a prism. What you see depends on how you turn the glass. — Jonathan Kellerman

Dad Jokes Quotes By Julianna Margulies: Small gestures can have a big impact.

Small gestures can have a big impact. — Julianna Margulies

Dad Jokes Quotes By Cornel West: Profound music leads us beyond language ... to

Profound music leads us beyond language ... to the dark roots of our scream and the celestial heights of our silence. — Cornel West

Dad Jokes Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: My dad doesn't get any of my jokes.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. — Zach Galifianakis

Dad Jokes Quotes By Selma Blair: I'm open to anything. I would love to

I'm open to anything. I would love to play someone completely off the wall. — Selma Blair

Dad Jokes Quotes By Kim Harrison: You weak-willed, jealous sack of vampire spit.

You weak-willed, jealous sack of vampire spit. — Kim Harrison

Dad Jokes Quotes By Ruskin Bond: She did not know it then, that some

She did not know it then, that some of the moving force in our life are meant to touch us briefly and go there way. — Ruskin Bond

Dad Jokes Quotes By Subhasis Das: IT engineer is not a profession but a

IT engineer is not a profession but a different species — Subhasis Das

Dad Jokes Quotes By Tom Robbins: To live fully, one must be free, but

To live fully, one must be free, but to be free one must give up security. Therefore, to live one must be ready to die. How's that for a paradox? — Tom Robbins

Dad Jokes Quotes By Rachel Joyce: Endings, it seems, are not all they're cracked

Endings, it seems, are not all they're cracked up to be. — Rachel Joyce

Dad Jokes Quotes By Tommy Tenney: I do believe that long periods of silence

I do believe that long periods of silence and introspection do a great deal to enrich a person's spiritual and emotional dimensions. — Tommy Tenney

Dad Jokes Quotes By Alan Wilson: There is not a racist bone in my

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes. — Alan Wilson

Dad Jokes Quotes By Reba McEntire: I just love motherhood.

I just love motherhood. — Reba McEntire

Dad Jokes Quotes By Donald Glover: I'm probably going to get in trouble for

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there. — Donald Glover