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Dad Joke Quotes By Michelle Rodriguez: When I am scared of something, I run

When I am scared of something, I run towards it, instead of away from it. — Michelle Rodriguez

Dad Joke Quotes By John Oliver: Americans just don't understand dry wit.

Americans just don't understand dry wit. — John Oliver

Dad Joke Quotes By Dick Clark: Humor is always based on a modicum of

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark

Dad Joke Quotes By Rick Riordan: How could a homeless kid have a dad

How could a homeless kid have a dad who was the god of abundance and wealth? Talk about a cruel joke. — Rick Riordan

Dad Joke Quotes By Anne Carson: To be a prophet, Knox emphasizes, requires living

To be a prophet, Knox emphasizes, requires living in and looking at the present, at what is really going on around you. — Anne Carson

Dad Joke Quotes By Victor Hugo: [T]he small is great, the great is small;

[T]he small is great, the great is small; all is in equilibrium in necessity ... — Victor Hugo

Dad Joke Quotes By Mark Twain: But as soon as one is at rest

But as soon as one is at rest in this world off he goes on something else to worry about. — Mark Twain

Dad Joke Quotes By Matt Prokop: My mom always liked the idea of us

My mom always liked the idea of us acting - me and my sister - like, one of us trying it. But my dad always thought it was a joke. — Matt Prokop

Dad Joke Quotes By John A. Kelly Jr.: At some point you have to take what

At some point you have to take what the world gives you, even if the world is not enough. — John A. Kelly Jr.

Dad Joke Quotes By Robert Genn: Priests are often well-meaning people who haven't yet

Priests are often well-meaning people who haven't yet looked too thoroughly into comparative religion. — Robert Genn

Dad Joke Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Greet every morning with a smile. That way

Greet every morning with a smile. That way it won't know what you're planning to do to it? — Brandon Sanderson

Dad Joke Quotes By Herbert Spencer: Only when Genius is married to Science can

Only when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced. — Herbert Spencer

Dad Joke Quotes By Barbara Delinsky: Being friends is different from being lovers. It's

Being friends is different from being lovers. It's a sea change. — Barbara Delinsky

Dad Joke Quotes By Blaise Pascal: Few men speak humbly of humility, chastely of

Few men speak humbly of humility, chastely of chastity, skeptically of skepticism. — Blaise Pascal