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When I am scared of something, I run towards it, instead of away from it.
— Michelle Rodriguez
Americans just don't understand dry wit.
— John Oliver
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
— Dick Clark
How could a homeless kid have a dad who was the god of abundance and wealth? Talk about a cruel joke.
— Rick Riordan
To be a prophet, Knox emphasizes, requires living in and looking at the present, at what is really going on around you.
— Anne Carson
But as soon as one is at rest in this world off he goes on something else to worry about.
— Mark Twain
At some point you have to take what the world gives you, even if the world is not enough.
— John A. Kelly Jr.
Priests are often well-meaning people who haven't yet looked too thoroughly into comparative religion.
— Robert Genn
Greet every morning with a smile. That way it won't know what you're planning to do to it?
— Brandon Sanderson
Being friends is different from being lovers. It's a sea change.
— Barbara Delinsky