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Dad Humor Quotes By Piper Banks: I hadn't known my dad could get so

I hadn't known my dad could get so competitive over an auction. It was
probably a good thing he hadn't yet discovered eBay. — Piper Banks

Dad Humor Quotes By Dick Clark: Humor is always based on a modicum of

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark

Dad Humor Quotes By Jesse Petersen: Rich dad, poor zombie.

Rich dad, poor zombie. — Jesse Petersen

Dad Humor Quotes By Holly Hood: Nona had been bonkers since I could remember.

Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood

Dad Humor Quotes By Bill Watterson: Hello Dad! It is now three in the

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? — Bill Watterson

Dad Humor Quotes By Rachel Caine: My dad used to say that life's a

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map. — Rachel Caine

Dad Humor Quotes By Heidi Heilig: Jesus, Dad," I said as people stared. "Someone

Jesus, Dad," I said as people stared. "Someone will rob you."
The captain laughed. "Yeah." He jerked his chin toward Kash. "Him. — Heidi Heilig

Dad Humor Quotes By Devon Monk: Dad hit lecture mode from word one.

Dad hit lecture mode from word one. — Devon Monk

Dad Humor Quotes By Marc Maron: My dad is actually a manic depressive, which

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. — Marc Maron

Dad Humor Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My dad's dying wish was to have his

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr

Dad Humor Quotes By Henry G. Radcliff: We're gonna do like Posh and Becks and

We're gonna do like Posh and Becks and call it after the place it was conceived."
"Where's that?" I asked.
"King of Prussia. — Henry G. Radcliff

Dad Humor Quotes By Warwick Davis: My dad instilled in me a great sense

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps. — Warwick Davis

Dad Humor Quotes By Sarah Cross: That was like watching my dad French-kiss a

That was like watching my dad French-kiss a raccoon-I feel violated on so many levels. — Sarah Cross

Dad Humor Quotes By Devon Monk: I think you're possessed." "Old news." "Huh. Anyone

I think you're possessed."
"Old news."
"Huh. Anyone I know?"
"My dad. It's a family issue I'm working on. — Devon Monk

Dad Humor Quotes By Melissa Landers: Her dad's voice boomed from inside the house.

Her dad's voice boomed from inside the house. "I've got a Glock, a shovel, and five acres of woods, Johnson! — Melissa Landers

Dad Humor Quotes By Lisa Scottoline: The look he was going for was Friendly

The look he was going for was Friendly Suburban Dad, because that's what he was, but he suspected he'd achieved only
Cialis Guy. — Lisa Scottoline

Dad Humor Quotes By Bill Bailey: I once punched a bloke in the face

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

Dad Humor Quotes By Jay Leno: Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's third wife Day. — Jay Leno

Dad Humor Quotes By Sean Covey: My dad told me that when I was

My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank. — Sean Covey

Dad Humor Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: Did Dad have a blog about me or

Did Dad have a blog about me or something? My Daugther Sophie and Why You Should Al Follow Her and/or Marry Her. — Rachel Hawkins

Dad Humor Quotes By Ripley Patton: My dad was nothing but a bingo call.

My dad was nothing but a bingo call. — Ripley Patton

Dad Humor Quotes By Theric Jepson: Dave put a lot of thought into picking

Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least. — Theric Jepson

Dad Humor Quotes By Molly McAdams: Dad, is she serious?"John shrugged. "I argue with

Dad, is she serious?"
John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama. — Molly McAdams

Dad Humor Quotes By Leah Raeder: Thanks, Dad, for leaving a huge void in

Thanks, Dad, for leaving a huge void in my life that Freud says has to be filled with dick. — Leah Raeder

Dad Humor Quotes By Kevin Hart: My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.' — Kevin Hart

Dad Humor Quotes By Rachel Caine: At the very leadt, we can grab Monica

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? — Rachel Caine

Dad Humor Quotes By Jay Crownover: I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

Dad Humor Quotes By Jenna Bush: From my dad ... I think we have

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush

Dad Humor Quotes By James Dashner: I'm stuck!" Dad yelled. "My big fat tubby

I'm stuck!" Dad yelled. "My big fat tubby body is stuck! — James Dashner

Dad Humor Quotes By Roseanne Barr: My family were hitters. If you made them

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes. — Roseanne Barr

Dad Humor Quotes By Louise Rennison: Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your

Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who? — Louise Rennison

Dad Humor Quotes By Bob Saget: My humor was kind of from my dad

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape. — Bob Saget

Dad Humor Quotes By Sarah Rees Brennan: Which brings us to the least sexy word

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Dad Humor Quotes By Aimee Bender: Dad lost his job. Then he got a

Dad lost his job. Then he got a new job. Then he got his old job back and went back to it. They were all in the same building. — Aimee Bender

Dad Humor Quotes By Veronica Blade: I'm going to go throw up now, because

I'm going to go throw up now, because ive turned into my dad. If vomiting doesn't work, I'll see if I can get an exorcism. — Veronica Blade

Dad Humor Quotes By Jennifer Echols: Dad" I pleaded, "this is so [cuss word

Dad" I pleaded, "this is so [cuss word you never, ever say in front of your mother] ridiculous. — Jennifer Echols

Dad Humor Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness

Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting. — Rachel Hawkins

Dad Humor Quotes By Charles Frazier: He is so full of manure, that man,

He is so full of manure, that man, we could lay him in the dirt and grow another one just like him." Ruby about her dad in "Cold Mountain — Charles Frazier

Dad Humor Quotes By Devon Monk: Stone growled and stepped toward Dad, fangs bared.

Stone growled and stepped toward Dad, fangs bared. That's a good gargoyle. Take a bite out of Daddy for me. — Devon Monk

Dad Humor Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad

Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana