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Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?""I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka
The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.
— Criss Jami
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
— Mark Twain
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
— Lawrence Ferlinghetti