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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.
— P. Anastasia
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
— Emma Roberts
She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?""Getting naked."
"I like that. — Laurann Dohner
I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good.
— Miles Teller
A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
— Harry Styles
It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
— Lucille Ball
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted."Don't shift some of this weight, everything," Arlene replied. — Kristen Ashley
If one wishes to elicit a reaction from the elusive species known as 'reservus quietgirlius,' one must poke.
— Jules Barnard
Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to?
— Joannah Miley
Your big scary husband is crying.
— Robyn Carr
I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice.
— Jillian Dodd
Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way.
— Manohla Dargis
P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan) — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
— Andy Borowitz
I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.
— Judith Viorst
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.""Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole
No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now.
— Rick Riordan
Its Batteries! I just know it!
— Alison
You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn.
— Stephanie Perkins
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Good shot.""Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
— Mitch Hedberg
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.
— Melissa Landers
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time.
— Kasie West
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
No way!" I yelled, taking it from him."I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White
Y are you called the cheese man?
— Barbara Park
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
— Alex Bradley
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
— Kendall Jenner
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!
— Julie B. Campbell
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
When all else fails, look cute.
— Jim Davis
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?
— Abigail Owen
You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest.
— Laurann Dohner
I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just not funny.'
— Gattlin Griffith
Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.
— Kresley Cole
That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!
— Hilary Duff
Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference.
— Julie B. Campbell
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
