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Customer Service Funny Quotes By Tyler Perry: I look at the stories that Spike Lee

I look at the stories that Spike Lee tells ... Great stories. Great director, great storyteller. — Tyler Perry

Customer Service Funny Quotes By George Will: Modern Americans travel light, with little philosophic baggage

Modern Americans travel light, with little philosophic baggage other than a fervent belief in their right to the pursuit of happiness. — George Will

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Jimmy Wayne: IF ANYONE DESERVES TO CARRY A GRUDGE, IT'S

IF ANYONE DESERVES TO CARRY A GRUDGE, IT'S CHRIST. BUT INSTEAD, HE CARRIED A CROSS. — Jimmy Wayne

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Jack Dorsey: Making something simple is very difficult.

Making something simple is very difficult. — Jack Dorsey

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Tanya Davis: Cause if you're happy in your head, then

Cause if you're happy in your head, then solitude is blessed, and alone is okay. — Tanya Davis

Customer Service Funny Quotes By J.S.B. Morse: I don't believe in the Constitution because I'm

I don't believe in the Constitution because I'm American, I'm American because I believe in the Constitution. — J.S.B. Morse

Customer Service Funny Quotes By H.L. Mencken: What ails the truth is that it is

What ails the truth is that it is mainly uncomfortable, and often dull. The human mind seeks something more amusing, and more caressing. — H.L. Mencken

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Arthur C. Clarke: And as for the Council - tell it

And as for the Council - tell it that a road that has once been opened cannot be closed again merely by passing a resolution.' The — Arthur C. Clarke

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Henri Cole: the art of life, mostly, the art of

the art of life, mostly, the art of avoiding pain — Henri Cole

Customer Service Funny Quotes By H.G.Wells: A certain elementary training in statistical method is

A certain elementary training in statistical method is becoming as necessary for everyone living in this world of today as reading and writing. — H.G.Wells

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: If you can't make ends meet, meet them

If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead — Benny Bellamacina

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Jodi Ellen Malpas: I want to stay stuck to you.

I want to stay stuck to you. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Thank you for calling customer service. If you're

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Rasheed Ogunlaru: It's not the world that needs to change

It's not the world that needs to change - it's our consciousness we must raise — Rasheed Ogunlaru

Customer Service Funny Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: Men often do their best work blind, for

Men often do their best work blind, for some one else's sake. — Rudyard Kipling