Custard Quotes
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Custard Quotes & Sayings
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Her dog Custard is a Pomeranian. He looks like a golden dandelion fluff with cat feet. Mrs.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
When you're nailing a custard pie to the wall, and it starts to wilt, it doesn't do any good to hammer in more nails. Now
— Wallace Stegner
There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing ...
— Joe Hill
When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.
— Russell Howard
God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.
— Lynn Redgrave
We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.
— Mack Sennett
It had a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffy and hot buttered toast
— Lewis Carroll
A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.
— Ogden Nash
The movies were custard compared to politics.
— Nancy Reagan
And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.
— Rowan Atkinson
You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.
— Alexander Pope
Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple,
— Lewis Carroll
God simply faded into the background like our toys, into the distant past. And the memories of Sunday roasts with pudding and custard.
— Abigail George
Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's mad as custard.
— Noel Gallagher
Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
— Frank Lloyd Wright
Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.
— Eva Green
We fired pie filling. That was the Faroes. When they tried to board us, we hit them with forty-five gallon shots of custard and banana creme.
— Paul Watson
Master Custard, you must rise and be hanged
— William Shakespeare
Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie and thrown?
— Yotam Ottolenghi
Anarchy is like custard cooking over a flame; it has to be constantly stirred or it sticks and gets heavy, like government.
— Tom Robbins
Go, my dear, and see how thy grandmamma does, for I hear she has been very ill; carry her a custard, and this little pot of butter.
— Andrew Lang
Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie.
— Hyman Rickover
Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie.
— James David Barber
And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a curate.
— George Orwell
Custard puddings, sauces and fillings accompany the seven ages of man in sickness and in health.
— Irma S. Rombauer
God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
— Margaret Forster
Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.' - Senor Sempere.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
She removed my empty plate, replaced it with a bowl containing a steaming slice of spotted dick with thick yellow custard drizzled all over it.
— Neil Gaiman
I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training.
— Cristiano Ronaldo
Custard began jumping up on me, like he had springs in his tiny legs.
— Laurell K. Hamilton