Custard Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Custard

Custard Quotes & Sayings

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We're a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple. — Gail Carriger

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard. — Spike Milligan

Her dog Custard is a Pomeranian. He looks like a golden dandelion fluff with cat feet. Mrs. — Laurell K. Hamilton

When you're nailing a custard pie to the wall, and it starts to wilt, it doesn't do any good to hammer in more nails. Now — Wallace Stegner

There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing ... — Joe Hill

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping. — Russell Howard

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve. — Lynn Redgrave

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett

It had a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffy and hot buttered toast — Lewis Carroll

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard. — Ogden Nash

The movies were custard compared to politics. — Nancy Reagan

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face. — Rowan Atkinson

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day. — Alexander Pope

Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, — Lewis Carroll

God simply faded into the background like our toys, into the distant past. And the memories of Sunday roasts with pudding and custard. — Abigail George

Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's mad as custard. — Noel Gallagher

Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London. — Eva Green

We fired pie filling. That was the Faroes. When they tried to board us, we hit them with forty-five gallon shots of custard and banana creme. — Paul Watson

Master Custard, you must rise and be hanged — William Shakespeare

Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie and thrown? — Yotam Ottolenghi

Anarchy is like custard cooking over a flame; it has to be constantly stirred or it sticks and gets heavy, like government. — Tom Robbins

Go, my dear, and see how thy grandmamma does, for I hear she has been very ill; carry her a custard, and this little pot of butter. — Andrew Lang

Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie. — Hyman Rickover

Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie. — James David Barber

And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a curate. — George Orwell

Custard puddings, sauces and fillings accompany the seven ages of man in sickness and in health. — Irma S. Rombauer

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve. — Margaret Forster

Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.' - Senor Sempere. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

She removed my empty plate, replaced it with a bowl containing a steaming slice of spotted dick with thick yellow custard drizzled all over it. — Neil Gaiman

I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training. — Cristiano Ronaldo

Custard began jumping up on me, like he had springs in his tiny legs. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. — Ambrose Bierce