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Current News Funny Quotes By Javier Cercas: All wars are full of stories that sound

All wars are full of stories that sound like fiction. — Javier Cercas

Current News Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: You think your parents are a pain in

You think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older. — Charles Barkley

Current News Funny Quotes By Victoria Aveyard: Each point feels like the blow from a

Each point feels like the blow from a hammer, smashing me down to size. — Victoria Aveyard

Current News Funny Quotes By Leanne Hall: You can try to distract me with your

You can try to distract me with your kisses, sir, but I will come through with the goods in the end. — Leanne Hall

Current News Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: A publisher is simply a useful middle-man.

A publisher is simply a useful middle-man. — Oscar Wilde

Current News Funny Quotes By Dawn Dais: I am not the only parent in the

I am not the only parent in the history of the planet to have their asses handed to them by something they could fit in a purse. — Dawn Dais

Current News Funny Quotes By Karen Kingsbury: Anyway, my faith's what drives me. God and

Anyway, my faith's what drives me. God and I are sort of best friends, I guess. — Karen Kingsbury

Current News Funny Quotes By John Curran: I'm not the kind of director who imposes

I'm not the kind of director who imposes his processes on everybody else. — John Curran

Current News Funny Quotes By Thomas Jefferson: Games played with the ball, and others of

Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. — Thomas Jefferson

Current News Funny Quotes By P.D. James: Children are always ready to believe that adult

Children are always ready to believe that adult catastrophes are their fault. — P.D. James

Current News Funny Quotes By Franz Kafka: Life is hard, the earth stubborn, science rich

Life is hard, the earth stubborn, science rich in knowledge but poor in practical results. — Franz Kafka

Current News Funny Quotes By Christy Turlington: Love is connection with others. Union with another

Love is connection with others. Union with another human being or living thing. That's also Yoga. — Christy Turlington

Current News Funny Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: Someone calls biography the home aspect of history.

Someone calls biography the home aspect of history. — Henry Ward Beecher