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New Yorkers have a delightfully narcissistic habit of assuming that if they're not conscious of a scene, it doesn't exist.
— Sloane Crosley
Being a writer is an endless study in human transition and lessons learned or forgotten or misapplied.
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love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth.
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Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.
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Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone.
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Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.
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I think it's hard to have a full-time job and write fiction, but for essays, you need to be in the world.
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I write on weekends, on vacation, and, really - on deadline and on my floor. Both terrible for the back.
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I spent a lot of time waiting for things to happen to me, which is more or less as pathetic as it sounds.
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We all deserve to be congratulated, but sadly that would mean there's no one left to do the congratulating.
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Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension.
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I have definitely had experiences where I can feel the shift from simply living my life to being slightly outside of my life and taking notes.
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Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?
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It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's.
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I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.
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As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during the day.
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You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself.
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You should never wear anything you can't afford to lose.
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I need new ones of these. Victor pushed his glasses up the Sisyphean slope of his nose.
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I think that most New Yorkers would object to calling me a New Yorker. I didn't grow up here.
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Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star.
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A human being can spend only so much time outside her comfort zone before she realizes she is still tethered to it.
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Working on an essay versus a novel is like the difference between seeing to that curtain and seeing to New Jersey.
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You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'
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Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it.
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Were they making the Kool-Aid in breathable form these days?
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I was surprised by how much I loved Portland. It is so wonderfully creative without being artsy. Great food scene.
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The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere.
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It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension.
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When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story.
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A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they're surrounded by other people.
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My A-number one visceral fear is speed. More than knives or snakes or confined spaces. Speed. I won't even go on a motor boat if I can help it.
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The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen drawer.
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I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay.
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It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.
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I can feel the tingling in my hand as if I've already slapped her, so right does it feel.
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One day you turn and "social studies" has become "Chilean fiefdoms of the fourteenth century" and that's how you know you're in college.
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It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response.
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When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end.
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Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do.
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I am the proud indentured servant of a brilliant art adviser who may or may not have purposely stapled my index finger to a manila folder
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Besides, a new decade is a chance to find oneself at the beginning of things. Oh, life! What a sweet little Etch A Sketch of time you are!
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Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets.
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In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories.
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Americans love that, no? To think of jewelry as a dead thing. This is why you keep the Hope Diamond next to your dinosaur bones.
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For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken.
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The way the floors of the library became progressively less social as you worked your way up. The first floor was a meat market. The top was monkish.
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Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied.
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And there's something about having an especially different name that makes it difficult to imagine what you would be like as a Jennifer.
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I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.
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Out of all artists, authors are the least trained for the spotlight. Wanting attention isn't a requisite part of the package.
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I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered.
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I had no idea that people thought Jews had horns. Where I came from, Jews had good grades and BMWs.
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Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?'I'm engaged!'
Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question. — Sloane Crosley
I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here.
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The lies we construct to defend ourselves from humiliation are the strongest, refusing to be torn down.
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Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
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The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage.
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I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.
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