Croquet Quotes
Collection of top 14 famous quotes about Croquet
Croquet Quotes & Sayings
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Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!
— Cheshire Cat
It's a universal truth that nothing spoils a postlunch game of croquet like suspecting the other players of murder.
— Shannon Hale
I knew what it was like to have holes in my life in the shape of people who should have been there.
— Jim Butcher
Your mother wasn't upset. "Scars stay with you so you don't forget," she said. She seemed almost satisfied.
— Jinat Rehana Begum
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
— Ernest Hemingway,
It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain in your own croquet set.
— J.R. Ward
A lot of people who work on open-source software don't mind making money elsewhere. They aren't anticommercial.
— Jimmy Wales
The next time you exit a relationship; remember to take your heart with you. It's kind of hard for the next man to get what the last man still has.
— Trinity Wise
Croquet is bastardized roque.
— Stephen King
Truffaut loved actresses, and he was very intense. All the actresses I knew wanted to do a film with him.
— Catherine Deneuve
She had wild eyes, slightly insane. She also carried an overload of compassion that was real enough and which obviously cost her something.
— Charles Bukowski
Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.
— Jane Kaczmarek
I say, Billy, what's the use in playing croquet when you're doomed?
He says, Frankie, what's the use of not playing croquet when you're doomed? — Frank McCourt
He says, Frankie, what's the use of not playing croquet when you're doomed? — Frank McCourt