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The Cream Does NOT Always Rise To The Top! There is a serious misconception, misconnection and mistake in this idea of thinking. — Loren Weisman

As a child I wanted to be a ballerina, ice-cream van owner, wife of George Michael, a nun, and a music conductor. — Erin O'Connor

Rotten people will taste rotten ice cream. — Sarah Chow

You feel better in the short run when you have a tub of ice cream, but in the long run, you don't. — Meredith Vieira

When I was a kid, I used to think, 'Man, if I could ever afford all the ice cream I want to eat, that's as rich as I ever want to be.' — Jimmy Dean

If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake
it's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher

And I have a special cream that I use that I made myself that I invented, that I put on at night and during the day. — Joan Collins

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. — Brian Regan

If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly. — Sandra Byrd

Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum. — Fran Lebowitz

Ninth grade is a minor inconvenience to him. A zit-cream commercial before the Feature Film of Life. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Why they think everyone should be alike in making love when no one can even agree on what ice cream they like, I'll never know
from Dark Citadel — Cherise Sinclair

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored. — Melody Sohayegh

As Firestar drew nearer he recognized the cream-and-brown tabby she-cat he had surprised in the scrubland near the Twolegplace. — Erin Hunter

The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband. — Michael Ian Black

If you want to consume the cream of Christ's philosophy, then don't read the Bible, read Tolstoy. — Abhijit Naskar

...having a list is all peaches and cream, as long as you remember that life usually gets in the way. — Julie Tilsner

Gabriel thought maps should be banned. They gave the world an order and reasonableness which it did not possess.
'An Ice-cream War — William Boyd

For the record, Maren voted hot. Drew voted cold. They both voted a la mode. Because, honestly, what's the point of pie without ice cream? — Melissa Tagg

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches. — Lemony Snicket

The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free. — Ray Manzarek

The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes. — Janette Rallison

There are a lot of different sides to me. I don't know if I'm always peaches-and-cream. — Shiri Appleby

Well, I wouldn't be grumpy if you left my ice cream alone, douche! — Priya Kanaparti

I know everything tastes better with whip cream. — Elizabeth Reyes

Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone. — Fannie Flagg

I don't know much about the Supreme Court. If it's anything like the Supreme Taco, it's like a regular court, but with extra sour cream. — Craig Ferguson

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop

Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like dancing - brings a little bit of fun to your day. — Jennifer Grey

I'm a glutton for coffee Heath Bar crunch ice cream. — Josh Duhamel

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce! — Chris Pratt

Kissing with the tip of the tongue is like ice-cream melting. It was he who taught me that a kiss has a soul and colour of its own. — Zhou Weihui

The Apricot Ice-cream Disaster had cost a whole evening of my life, compensated for only by the information about simulation algorithms. — Graeme Simsion

Why were you smiling like that?" "Smiling like what?" "Like the cat that got into the cream pot. — Joanne Fluke

. . . and even the worst ice cream is better than no ice cream. — Leila Sales

The saying "the cherry on top" is only a good metaphor if the person listening or reading actually likes cherries on top of their ice cream. — Christopher Jones

The heart was a tyrant, like a child demanding ice cream instead of broccoli and throwing a fit to get its way. — Robert Boswell

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating Craig's Ice Cream — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time. Then you've got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

We're guys. I punched him, he hit me back, and then everything was fine. We went out for ice cream after. — Eileen Cook

I wanted to gather myself together, grab him and yell, "Yes please, for the love of God rub some cream on my ass!" but it was all too late. — Jaimie Roberts

The secret to life is ice cream. — Sharon Guskin

He's created a freaking ice cream sundae with extra-hot fudge just by uttering my name. — Shanora Williams

We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons. — Sam Lipsyte

He kissed me like ice cream, like a jazz waltz, the rough, gentle way the sea washed sand off my skin on the hottest day of the year. — Helen Oyeyemi

Well, I don't actually like coffee. It's just a vehicle for cream and sugar as far as I'm concerned. — Anonymous

I have the best memories as a kid eating ice cream. It was a family tradition that I had with my father. It was nice. — Michael Strahan

Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages. — Florence Williams

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz

I'm always wearing Spanx, eating ice cream and feeling a bit lonely. — Sheridan Smith

People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy. — Danielle LaPorte

God his voice sounded like pouring cream. All rich and thick and good, so good. — Charlotte Stein

My need to be inside Isa is so all-consuming, I swear to fucking Almighty I could cream myself right at this moment. — Ella Dominguez

Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. — Jimmy Dean

A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if those naked runners didn't leave their wallets in their pants. — Jarod Kintz

Sometimes if you've got a story that's interesting enough, you don't need to pour sugar on ice cream. The ice cream is great. — Paul Schneider

It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly. — Susan Sarandon

I eat ice cream. It's better than booze. — Del Shannon

White is for witching, a colour to be worn so that all other colours can enter you, so that you may use them. At a pinch, cream will do. — Helen Oyeyemi

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper

What do you mean? How does he look at me?
I don't know. It's like you're a chocolate ice- cream and he doesn't have a spoon. — Catherine Anderson

Talent is only cream in your coffee. There is no reason to rest on your talent. If you don't present it, then it gets nowhere. — Mies Van Der Rohe

Damn. That was stupid, wasn't it? We nearly got killed over ice cream. — Rachel Caine

When people feel doubt in their hearts,
a certainty might be felt in an ice cream. — Toba Beta

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. — Brandon Sanderson

Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts. — Matt Cole

My mom used cold cream her whole life, and she's got great skin! — Rose McIver

Most of the rest of the crowd was lined up in front of food carts selling kebabs, pizza cupcakes, and ice cream churros. — David Wong

When I was seven or eight I was really into Cream, really into Led Zeppelin. — Jon Fishman

L.A. still ranks as one of my guilty pleasures, along with butter-pecan ice cream and Coldplay albums. — Damian Lewis

Clara wore a dress of brown and cream velvet, and her feathered mask, in comparison, made her look like a sparrow — Malinda Lo

One side of his lips quirked up in a sexy smirk. "Got a cure for
that frustration you got going on," he said.
"Got a cure for your ego? — Jamie Farrell

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. — Conan O'Brien

How can you ennoble the spirit when you are selling something as inconsequential as a face cream? — Anita Roddick

Frank: "I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance."
Percy: "Seriously?"
Frank: "And I love ice cream too ... — Rick Riordan

For so long I had eaten my greens and here - at last! - was my ice-cream sundae. — Claire Messud

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone. — Ron Luciano

Eat Ice Cream. Read Books. Be Happy. — Carew Papritz

I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream. — Mary McCormack

[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all. — Lemony Snicket

His eyes are peculiar. There is nothing in them, like an eclair without the cream filling. It's wrong, lack of cream. — Gail Carriger

My children's favourite thing is to con me into buying them ice-cream if there's not too big a queue at our local gelataria, Messina. — Catherine Martin

I never deprive myself. If I'm craving something once a week, then Ill go have it Ice cream or whatever, I just eat the foods I like. — Kate Upton

I always have coffee without sugar, you know. Just cream. — Vincente Minnelli

My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream. — Jonathan Dimbleby

You did not sell nor wanted to buy me Ice cream.
You gave me my most favourite flavour.
Petra Hermans — Petra Hermans

When a man's got cream in the refrigerator at home, he won't go out looking for two-percent butterfat. — Erma Bombeck

Never mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It's the skim milk that needs good teachers. — Bel Kaufman

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it — Bill Murray

I like cream cheese in just about anything. — Diane Mott Davidson

Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows. — Dianna Hardy

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream. — Marc Jacobs

-"What's that for?"
-"Have a little bread with your ice cream," she told me. — Astrid Amara

Ice cream was reliable. Young men were not. — Kerry Greenwood

The fisherman fishes as the urchin eats cream buns, from lust. — T.H. White

Optimists are childish; they even believe they can find an ice cream store in the hell! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women. — Donna Lopiano

Is it solid or cream filled?" Dallas screams. — Jillian Dodd

I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire. — Justin Deeley