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He was screaming like my wife.
— Mike Tyson
I shook my head to test for a hangover but it seemed that my alcohol-processing enzymes had done their job adequately.
— Graeme Simsion
Cooperativeness is not so much learning how to get along with others as taking the kinks out of ourselves, so that others can get along with us.
— Thomas S. Monson
The more we try to stop others from falling, the more we hurt ourselves.
— Laure Lacornette
I think it's such a challenge to tell a story, and I think, to be honest, the shorter, the clearer, the better.
— Ashley Williams
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
— William Shakespeare
Politics, of course, requires sweat, work, combat, and organization. But these should not be ugly words for and free people.
— Nelson Rockefeller
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
— Groucho Marx
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
— Rob Delaney
In crude oil trading, we have seen a 46 percent increase over 1 year in the margins there.
— Peter DeFazio
He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense.
— John McCarthy