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Crazy Ex Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings

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Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson

Indian junk food is my sin, even though I pretend to like Japanese. — Sonam Kapoor

Yes, I was the child who would sneak into her closet and read 'Nancy Drew' for hours after the designated 'lights out' time of night. — Rachel Nichols

We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books. — J.A. Konrath

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy. — Lili St. Crow

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. — Crystal Woods

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

I teach you the Overman. Man is something which shall be surpassed. — Friedrich Nietzsche

People in big empty places are likely to behave very much as the gods did on Olympus. — Edna Ferber

I have never been assigned a game, I have never made a game I didn't want to make. I've never done anything just to make somebody some money. — Warren Spector

It was the night before Christmas...
And all through the house not a creature was stirring ...
Not even a ... bear ? — Rose Collins

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. — Emo Philips

My strategy is not to give them a chance to hit me. — Royce Gracie

My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it. — Maureen Johnson

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me. — Al Yankovic

Anyone who takes the time to listen is either an old soul or a romantic one. — Richelle E. Goodrich

A feather in hand is better then a bird in the ayre. — George Herbert

It's very easy for people to be critical of President Obama's first term, but let's face it, he didn't exactly inherit the country in the best shape. — George Clooney

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate