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The alt-right 2016 is like punk rock 1977: it's daring, new, socially unacceptable, inevitable, and scaring the crap out of everyone. — Michael Stutz

God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe. — Albert Einstein

What was it they said about the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap being the bucket? — Barbara Delinsky

I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap. — Tracy Morgan

Then there is just running - I love it. I would go out and just run a 30-mile trail run if it didn't make me feel like crap for a week. — Dathan Ritzenhein

Crap on a cracker, this was bad. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

It was the calm before the storm, and holy crap, my bones knew it was going to be the storm of my life. — Tijan

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art. — Dave Hickey

It wasn't like there was an alien hiding under the table, moving crap around for fun. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

For crap's sake: the holy-grail scene of the world's most ridiculous, implausible ship, and I was holding my breath with the rest of the room. — J.C. Lillis

Learn your instrument. Be honest. Don't do anything phony. There is so much crap floating around. There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing. — Christine McVie

I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made. The main point is that it got produced. — Bill Sienkiewicz

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson

I look down at the gun. It's jammed. Stupid semiautomatic piece of crap. — Cristin Terrill

Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high, — Chael Sonnen

You call that caring?! I call it a line of crap! The only thing you cared about begins with an "F" and ends with me losing my virginity! — Maggie Adams

No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap. — Minari Endou

I love doing readings. I could really give a crap about reviews. It's kind of about the readers. — Jami Attenberg

'American Horror' in particular is a really crazy show. We have crazy crap happening to us on that show. — Evan Peters

The climate change argument is absolute crap — Tony Abbott

It's crap that you're letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life. — Colleen Hoover

It ain't a crapshoot unless you write crap. — Jonathan O'Brien

It bugs the crap out of me when somebody talks more than I do. — Dante Alighieri

I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours. — Corbin Bernsen

I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap. — James Cameron

People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones. — Marisa Miller

The closest thing we have to a "crap detector" is a qualified librarian. — Jim Trelease

The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of crap in April." — Harry Shearer

Palate properly whetted, I spelunked for her clitoris, tasting Bourgogne Rouge and Maya's body. — Rex Pickett

All that Anne Rice crap is true, I thought on my way out the door; New Orleans really does have a vampire problem.
Besides me, of course. — J.R. Rain

Tohr laughed softly. Yeah, I'm not much for the emotive crap either-Ouch! Wellsie, what the he*l? — J.R. Ward

Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k your head up. — Irvine Welsh

What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie? — Cassandra Clare

People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?' — Bill Engvall

You do not mean that, my sweet. I know you are lying." Yes. Maybe. Crap! I don't ... "No". — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

First impressions are crap. — Simmone Howell

Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone," I commented to Ryan.
"Or just one with a boner. — Stacey Marie Brown

The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic. — Charlie Watts

Crap has always happened, crap is happening, and crap will continue to happen. — Chuck Palahniuk

We did all the tourist crap, but I just wanted to sit in a cafe and watch people — Sara Shepard

It was an odd sort of urge, as though I had a craving to clear all the crap out of my life - but if I did that I wouldn't own anything. — Gary Reilly

Kissing is something that makes up for a whole lot of the other crap you have to put up with in school, and as a teenager in general — Maureen Johnson Name Of The Star

Cancer is a bitch that needs to get the crap smacked out of it. I intend to stand on the front lines with a big-ass bat. — Brenna Aubrey

Every inch of the house is covered in flowers and lace and screams tacky. It's like Martha Stewart vomitted, and this is the crap that came out. — Victoria Scott

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight. — Jeff Foxworthy

Life is crappy and unfair some times. But deciding what yo do with that crap is all up to you — Unknown

It is NOT crap, it is 'unedited awesomeness'. FACT. — Miranda Stork

You can't soar like an eagle and crap like a canary. — Ed Sabol

The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it. — Phil Plait

People who say they have no regrets are full of crap. We all have regrets, but denial is also a powerful force. — Dalya Moon

Rule #1 in the Universe: the crap always hits the fan. It's the nature of crap. It's a fan magnet. — Karen Marie Moning

I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap. — Kathleen Hanna

For a long time, I didn't give anything my all. I was so afraid that I'd be crap, so I held myself back. — Rufus Sewell

I work my hardest and she still kicks the crap out of me. — Pittacus Lore

First, there will be no kidnapping. I know you're stronger and bigger and have magic and crap, but I'm drawing the line at kidnapping. — Carrie Ann Ryan

This being-nice crap was for the
birds. — Kerrelyn Sparks

It's all such crap," she said. "I find this magazine called People in garbage cans," she said, "but it isn't about people. It's about crap. — Kurt Vonnegut

Everything government touches turns to crap. — Ringo Starr

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap. — Aaron Allston

Guys are like purses,Cute, full of crap, and totally replaceable. — Lucy Miller

Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap? — Lisi Harrison

Did all the horrid little moments where girls got treated like crap somehow create a society where the horrid big moments could happen — Holly Bourne

I know a lot of great musicians that don't know they're even great, because mangers try and make them feel belittled like they're not worth a crap. — Jim "Dandy" Mangrum

This existenitalist stuff sure is crap — Daniel Younger

You can keep up that crap for years. But it finally catches up with you. And then you realise all you've done is save your shit to drown in. — Ursula K. Le Guin

I suppose I didn't cry in all the cancer crap stuff because I felt I couldn't lose the battle, and part of the battle was holding myself together. — Sam Taylor-Wood

Crap was not a bad word. It was the shortened name of the marketing genius of the best known flush toilet, John Crapper. Really. — Faith Hunter

But hey, at least we'll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I'm a psychiatrist's wet dream. — Kendare Blake

It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap. — Orson Scott Card

My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap. — Lisa Bonet

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that. — Lewis Black

I deal with the crap as it happens, and then it's gone. When you don't think about it, it lives forever. — Maggie Stiefvater

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

A kingdom man is the kind of man that when his feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, he's up!" — Tony Evans

Way gay," I reassured him. "Like, super gay. I fart and rainbows come out." Oh, crap. — T.J. Klune

Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I'm scared of that crap. I don't know if I can fight or survive life's shit again. — Becca Lee

Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap. — Derek Raymond

Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die? — Christopher Titus

Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making what's left sound natural. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Because I want to feel something other than this emotional crap — Melina Marchetta

I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting, stabbing and, you know, all that crap, man. — Tone-Loc

I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position. — Eddie Izzard

Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of 'Okay' in a vast sea of 'Holy Crap! — Jordan Sonnenblick

Better than that orange crap you wear! — Vince McMahon

Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap — David Baldacci

The modern media environment is so overrun with bullshit and static and people trying to sell you stupid crap. It makes you want to bite yourself. — Brad Listi

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now. — Adam Rich

Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this. — John Corwin

I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner . — Charles Stross

So what that the world is beautiful this morning? Enough of this wonder of nature crap. It almost killed me. — Sandra Gail Lambert

So here's my theory, and this is such crap science, I don't have to tell you. It's science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality. — Maggie Stiefvater

No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me. — Mandy Patinkin

While I was girl of the year and superstar and all that crap, everything I did was really ... motivated by psychological disturbance. — Edie Sedgwick

There is no way I'd have wanted to live in the Twenties. It was really crap for women. — Laura Carmichael

Parenthood is an equal share of awe and ah, crap.
-Galene — Sherrilyn Kenyon

There's so much crap talked about acting. — Ben Kingsley

Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate. — Oscar Niemeyer

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
— Dick Cavett