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The alt-right 2016 is like punk rock 1977: it's daring, new, socially unacceptable, inevitable, and scaring the crap out of everyone.
— Michael Stutz
God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.
— Albert Einstein
What was it they said about the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap being the bucket?
— Barbara Delinsky
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap.
— Tracy Morgan
Then there is just running - I love it. I would go out and just run a 30-mile trail run if it didn't make me feel like crap for a week.
— Dathan Ritzenhein
Crap on a cracker, this was bad.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
It wasn't like there was an alien hiding under the table, moving crap around for fun.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Learn your instrument. Be honest. Don't do anything phony. There is so much crap floating around. There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing.
— Christine McVie
I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made. The main point is that it got produced.
— Bill Sienkiewicz
I look down at the gun. It's jammed. Stupid semiautomatic piece of crap.
— Cristin Terrill
Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high,
— Chael Sonnen
No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap.
— Minari Endou
I love doing readings. I could really give a crap about reviews. It's kind of about the readers.
— Jami Attenberg
'American Horror' in particular is a really crazy show. We have crazy crap happening to us on that show.
— Evan Peters
The climate change argument is absolute crap
— Tony Abbott
It's crap that you're letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life.
— Colleen Hoover
It ain't a crapshoot unless you write crap.
— Jonathan O'Brien
It bugs the crap out of me when somebody talks more than I do.
— Dante Alighieri
I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours.
— Corbin Bernsen
I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap.
— James Cameron
People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones.
— Marisa Miller
The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of crap in April."
— Harry Shearer
Palate properly whetted, I spelunked for her clitoris, tasting Bourgogne Rouge and Maya's body.
— Rex Pickett
Tohr laughed softly. Yeah, I'm not much for the emotive crap either-Ouch! Wellsie, what the he*l?
— J.R. Ward
What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie?
— Cassandra Clare
People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'
— Bill Engvall
You do not mean that, my sweet. I know you are lying." Yes. Maybe. Crap! I don't ... "No".
— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
First impressions are crap.
— Simmone Howell
Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone," I commented to Ryan."Or just one with a boner. — Stacey Marie Brown
The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.
— Charlie Watts
Kissing is something that makes up for a whole lot of the other crap you have to put up with in school, and as a teenager in general
— Maureen Johnson Name Of The Star
Cancer is a bitch that needs to get the crap smacked out of it. I intend to stand on the front lines with a big-ass bat.
— Brenna Aubrey
Every inch of the house is covered in flowers and lace and screams tacky. It's like Martha Stewart vomitted, and this is the crap that came out.
— Victoria Scott
I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Life is crappy and unfair some times. But deciding what yo do with that crap is all up to you
— Unknown
It is NOT crap, it is 'unedited awesomeness'. FACT.
— Miranda Stork
People who say they have no regrets are full of crap. We all have regrets, but denial is also a powerful force.
— Dalya Moon
Rule #1 in the Universe: the crap always hits the fan. It's the nature of crap. It's a fan magnet.
— Karen Marie Moning
I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap.
— Kathleen Hanna
For a long time, I didn't give anything my all. I was so afraid that I'd be crap, so I held myself back.
— Rufus Sewell
I work my hardest and she still kicks the crap out of me.
— Pittacus Lore
First, there will be no kidnapping. I know you're stronger and bigger and have magic and crap, but I'm drawing the line at kidnapping.
— Carrie Ann Ryan
This being-nice crap was for thebirds. — Kerrelyn Sparks
It's all such crap," she said. "I find this magazine called People in garbage cans," she said, "but it isn't about people. It's about crap.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Everything government touches turns to crap.
— Ringo Starr
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
— Aaron Allston
Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked."No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap? — Lisi Harrison
Did all the horrid little moments where girls got treated like crap somehow create a society where the horrid big moments could happen
— Holly Bourne
I know a lot of great musicians that don't know they're even great, because mangers try and make them feel belittled like they're not worth a crap.
— Jim "Dandy" Mangrum
This existenitalist stuff sure is crap
— Daniel Younger
You can keep up that crap for years. But it finally catches up with you. And then you realise all you've done is save your shit to drown in.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
I suppose I didn't cry in all the cancer crap stuff because I felt I couldn't lose the battle, and part of the battle was holding myself together.
— Sam Taylor-Wood
Crap was not a bad word. It was the shortened name of the marketing genius of the best known flush toilet, John Crapper. Really.
— Faith Hunter
It would be so much easier if I weren't determined to do what's best for everybody. Whoever said virtue was its own reward was full of crap.
— Orson Scott Card
I deal with the crap as it happens, and then it's gone. When you don't think about it, it lives forever.
— Maggie Stiefvater
How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap.
— Hannah Moskowitz
A kingdom man is the kind of man that when his feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, he's up!"
— Tony Evans
Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap.
— Derek Raymond
Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die?
— Christopher Titus
Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making what's left sound natural.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Because I want to feel something other than this emotional crap
— Melina Marchetta
I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
— Eddie Izzard
Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of 'Okay' in a vast sea of 'Holy Crap!
— Jordan Sonnenblick
Better than that orange crap you wear!
— Vince McMahon
Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap
— David Baldacci
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
— Kami Garcia
Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.
— Adam Rich
Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.
— John Corwin
I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .
— Charles Stross
So what that the world is beautiful this morning? Enough of this wonder of nature crap. It almost killed me.
— Sandra Gail Lambert
So here's my theory, and this is such crap science, I don't have to tell you. It's science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality.
— Maggie Stiefvater
No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.
— Mandy Patinkin
While I was girl of the year and superstar and all that crap, everything I did was really ... motivated by psychological disturbance.
— Edie Sedgwick
There is no way I'd have wanted to live in the Twenties. It was really crap for women.
— Laura Carmichael
Parenthood is an equal share of awe and ah, crap.-Galene — Sherrilyn Kenyon
There's so much crap talked about acting.
— Ben Kingsley
Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate.
— Oscar Niemeyer
