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I should not ever live with anyone, because I just don't have the patience for it. I'm very cranky around other people. — Whoopi Goldberg

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids. — Robert Lansing

There will be good days and bad, which means that some days I may be cranky and some days really cranky! — Peter Jennings

If I don't eat something after I work out, I get shaky and cranky - not a good combination when you're a television host. — Lara Spencer

Better cranky and alive than cheerful and dead. — Seanan McGuire

If we are selfish and we feel cranky, then we believe that nobody has the right to be happy around us. — Miguel Ruiz

Right now Captain Cranky and Commander Hard-Ass weren't tops on his list of people he wanted to be around... — Katherine McIntyre

Alec had been cranky that day, having wrenched his arm almost out of its socket during a fight with a dragon demon. — Cassandra Clare

Nobody else took what I was doing seriously, so nobody would want to work with me. I was thought to be a bit eccentric and maybe cranky. — Peter Higgs

And cranky old Jacques Derrida notwithstanding, we do love our dichotomies. — Thomas King

Cage felt like he was looking in a mirror thirty years in the future. A cranky, pissed off, judgmental bastard of a mirror. — Madeline Sheehan

I didn't forget it. It's a cranky bastard when it doesn't get time to snuggle in my bunk. It was napping, not dead. — Kim Holden

I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister. — Lois Greiman

You're not one of those cranky old people who uses their age as an excuse to be a prick, are you? — Corrine Jackson

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog. — Bob Peterson

I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony. — James Sellars

I am a misanthrope, but exceedingly benevolent; I am very cranky, and am a super-idealist ... I can digest philosophy better than food. — Alfred Nobel

No more shooting from anyone. Or I am going to get seriously cranky with everyone. Suddenly, and violently and all over the place. — Simon R. Green

Akri done left his Simi on his arm for far too long. She done got tired and cranky. (Simi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I might be old and cranky, but I'm not bloody stupid. — Jennifer Estep

Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild ones. — Willa Cather

Everyone in the life before was cranky, I think, because they just wanted to know.
After I Was Thrown in the River and Before I Drowned — Dave Eggers

the woman he would grow old and cranky with. — Deborah Fletcher Mello

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. — Dolly Parton

Spread the happy, not the cranky. — D.B. Patterson

For me, I took the exact right path. The cranky, independent one. And I've never looked back on it with anything but joy. — Betty Fussell

I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky. — Andy Griffith

Loser," I groaned, as I rolled my eyes.
"I may be a loser, but I fuck like a champ. You should try it sometime. Maybe you wouldn't be so cranky. — Teresa Mummert

Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling. — Carlos Santana

NOW CAME OUR INTRODUCTION to Smiley, former rodeo clown, whose name outside the costume might as well have been Cranky as Hell. — Ivan Doig

I get very cranky when interrupted. I snap at people, sigh dramatically and slam my door shut. — Margaret Maron

Excruciating agony makes me cranky. — Brandon Mull

Yummy had been hiding under a layer of cranky-pants. I really hoped I would see less frowning and more abs from now on. — Melissa Haag

That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park. — Jim Harrison

The old man was cranky, bitter bastard, but it's the thorn in your side that leaves the biggest hole. — Jodi Picoult

As to the charge that I am a cranky old man, I plead guilty. — Edward Abbey

Anyone who thinks that the last 80 years, ever since FDR took us off gold, have been a doomed venture, that strikes me as kind of cranky. — Paul Krugman

In the span of a few minuted, he'd gone from his usual Mr. Cranky-Pants to Sir Kissy Smiles-A-Lot. — Julie Ann Walker

I don't believe in the no-carb diet ... I have a theory. I think if you give up carbs, you get cranky. You must include them in your daily diet. — Karisma Kapoor

As you get older, you suffer fools less easily. That's why there's all those cranky character actors. I'm an exception. I'm a sweetheart. — Willem Dafoe

He couldn't leave a friend to die. Even someone as cranky as Alby. — James Dashner

You know Yellowfang, don't you? she was cranky, stubborn, impatient-and the most loyal cat you will ever meet. — Erin Hunter

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen. — Drew Carey

I have a skeptical and cranky side, and I'm forever puzzled why people believe the, seeming to me, dumb things that they choose to believe. — Terence McKenna

Seeing their cranky old camp director immortalized in stone, wearing a diaper and spewing water from his mouth, made her feel a little better. — Rick Riordan

I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge. — Kim Gruenenfelder

When I don't get enough sleep, I am cranky, vulnerable to headaches, and my concentration is poor. — Siri Hustvedt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. On the cranky left, that is very annoying; I can see that. — Bono

I go to the gym regularly, not just for the way I look but because it makes me less cranky, too. — Bonnie Langford