Crackers Quotes
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Crackers Quotes & Sayings
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Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?
— Robert Breault
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
— Groucho Marx
The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.
— Basil Wolverton
She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.
— Benjamin R. Smith
Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.
— Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.
Sisters, brothers and the whities, Blacks and the crackers, Police and their backers, They're all political actors
— Curtis Mayfield
I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn't used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope with soup and crackers.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen.
— Cassandra Clare
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
— Groucho Marx
There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes..
— Khalid Abdul Muhammad
I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange.
— Mark E. Smith
Like why Lena always thought of Ritz crackers when she shaved her legs. Who knew why? And did it even matter?
— Ann Brashares
Shit soup was being stirred and it was simmering now, and getting ready to be served with a side of crunchy crackers.
— Amelia Hutchins
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
— George Carlin
Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
If I stay here, I will be just fine. Before I shut the door, I got a box of crackers from the kitchen, so I will be fine.
— Kathleen Alcala
When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.
— Levon Helm
Deliverance' is The Godfather for crackers.
— Josh Bazell
Crackers! said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who took it reluctantly.
— J.K. Rowling
Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers
— Victoria Wood
This place is like crazy on crackers.
— Darynda Jones
I figure it's a European thing to eat cheese and crackers before a meal - that's my afternoon snack, or I do it before dinner.
— Andrew Luck
A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?
— William Shakespeare
Crackers are short on sparkle.
— Margaret Mitchell
A book, a poem, a play - they start as fantasms but they end up as things, like a box of crackers or an automobile tire.
— Arthur Miller
A single spark of occasion discharges the child of passions into a thousand crackers of desire.
— Johann Kaspar Lavater
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
— Lily Tomlin
People think I'm totally crackers.
— Andrea Riseborough