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Sometimes I crack myself up; but laughter is biblical, so I feel almost holy laughing at my own jokes.
— Judah Smith
Religion believes in miracles, but these aren't compatible with science.
— Stephen Hawking
So I eagerly crack open the book and can feel myself getting smarter as I turn the first few pages.
— Matthew Quick
I attempted briefly to consecrate myself in the public library, believing every crack in my soul could be chinked with a book.
— Barbara Kingsolver
In the darkest moments you are my brightest light.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
For me, a better democracy is a democracy where women do not only have the right to vote and to elect but to be elected.
— Michelle Bachelet
It's easier to be skeptical because it's easier to understand that every human lives in their own world.
— Miguel Angel Ruiz
Love is the only war worth dying for. But every time I say 'please, come back', I feel like I'm trying to find a dirty needle into a haystack.
— Andrea Gibson
I crack myself up.
— James W. Huston
My mom was dead. My mom was dead. My mom was dead. Everything I ever imagined about myself had disappeared into the crack of her last breath. I
— Cheryl Strayed
It is certain that if you would have the whole secret of a people, you must enter into the intimacy of their religion.
— Edgar Quinet
Yeah, I crack myself up a lot more than I crack anybody else up, but that is okay. At least I am smart enough to get my own jokes.
— Corey Taylor
Horrifying as it was to crack up in the public eye, it made me look at myself and fix it. People were exploitative; that's human nature.
— Margot Kidder