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A young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs. — Steve Martin

I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. — Demetri Martin

Sleep on your stone pillow, and let the gulls peck out your eyes while the crabs feast on your flesh. You've feasted on enough of them, you owe them. — George R R Martin

Fish in another man's pond and you will catch crabs. — Habeeb Akande

We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs. — Graeme Le Saux

There is an animal inside me,
clutching fast to my heart,
a huge crab. — Anne Sexton

In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added. — H.L. Mencken

Like hermit crabs, addictions are resourceful impersonators hidden in vacated snail shells, protecting soft bodies in borrowed homes. Not — Caryl Ann Casbon

You cannot make a crab walk straight. — Aristophanes

But I love to feel events overlapping each other, crawling over one another like wet crabs in a basket — Lawrence Durrell

Under the sea, the merman feast on starfish soup and all the serving men are crabs. — George R R Martin

And may your crotches be infested with the crabs of a thousand whores. — Georgia Cates

We have the ability to approach our race like ants, or we have the ability to approach our race like crabs. — Kanye West

I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things. — Jack Ma

The best way to eat crabs, as everyone knows, is off newspaper at a large table with a large number of people. — Laurie Colwin

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs. — Phil Robertson

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong

You will never make the crab walk straight. — Aristophanes

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab. — Gabe Newell

There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, when they seem going they come: diplomats, women, and crabs. — John Hay

Feeling like a fool, he went to convince Jane to water her crabs. — Virginia Kantra

There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good. — H.L. Mencken

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab. — Dougie Poynter

New England oysters are better than Chesapeake. But Chesapeake blue crabs are unbeatable. — Jim Himes

Crabs, crabs, crabs. Crabs the size of beach donkeys. — Guy N. Smith

Once they were men. Now they are land crabs. — Roger Corman

I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs. — S.A. Tawks

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. — Dane Cook

Crabs feast on your flesh. You've feasted on enough of them, you — George R R Martin

Worlds can be found by a child and an adult bending down and looking together under the grass stems or at the skittering crabs in a tidal pool. — Mary Catherine Bateson

Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going to let you borrow my cream. — Tara Sivec

Without a doubt, one of my favorite American ingredients is blue crabs, a true delicacy! And a great value, I think. — Jose Andres

Writing on the wall: Will trade three blind crabs for two with no teeth. — Edward Abbey

As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom. — Pythagoras

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. — Jay London

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets! — C.S. Lewis