Crabby Day Quotes

An orchestra knows during the first two minutes of the first rehearsal whether or not they are going to enjoy the person on the podium. — Leonard Slatkin

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. — Sam Levenson

I don't like English bands. They're too structured. — Tommy Bolin

Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus
1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 — Melanie Dickerson

Things will get worse before they get better. — Lauren DeStefano

I believe the gay community is a good group of people but with groups like NAMBLA [a pedophile group] riding on their coattails. — Alan Chambers

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite. — John Cena

He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin! — Horace