Cows Quotes
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Cows Quotes & Sayings
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The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection.
— Mahatma Gandhi
I know a rancher like you down below Hell's Canyon. He runs about six cows and five thousand sheep. But he calls himself a cattleman.
— Loren D. Estleman
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish?
— Carre Otis
We have no leadership. They rule by herd. Nobody is in charge. It reminds me of a bunch of cows.
— Bud Grant
Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics.
— Gena Rowlands
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburgers.
— Abbie Hoffman
Mother cow expects from us nothing but grass and grain.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans
— Muhammad Ali
You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk one.
— Harper Lee
If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
— Richard Branson
To one, science is an exalted goddess; to another it is a cow which provides him with butter.
— Friedrich Schiller
Dear friends, do you know that you are lucky people? You don't have any cows to lose.
— Thich Nhat Hanh
To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls.
— Pafnuty Chebyshev
Sacred cows don't tip easily.
— John Corvino
By ahimsa we will be able to save the cow and also win the friendship of the English.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Milk money: cash, cows, and the death of the American dairy farm / Kirk Kardashian; foreword by Senator Bernie
— Kirk Kardashian
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
— Frank Zappa
Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.
— Warren Beatty
I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.
— Anthony Ward Clark
Erik Satie died on July 1, 1925; his last words were 'Ah, the cows ...
— John Richardson
Don't cry over spilled milkget angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert
Each one to his own trade; then would the cows be well cared for.
— Jean-Pierre Claris De Florian
Our freedom is our sacred cow; no one should touch it! We must be very pious in this holy matter.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
And her taste in men should be applauded until the cows came home and tap-danced on the front lawn.' (Taryn)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk.
— Ovid
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow.
— Edward Abbey
If you want to build a car, you don't slap a bunch of iron ore, some sand, a rubber tree, and a couple of cows together and call it good
— Patricia C. Wrede
Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.
— Mason Cooley
We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.
— Joel Salatin
Cow preservation is an article of faith in Hinduism.
— Mahatma Gandhi
You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.
— Curtis Armstrong
People and dogs and cows are born to be what they are. They may cover it up for a long time, but it will come out sooner or later.
— Julia Peterkin
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
I'd rather be tipping cows in Tulsa, than hailing cabs here in New York.
— Carrie Underwood
Reply to Plato: I seen horses I seen cows I haint never yet seen horsiness nor that there bovinity neither.
— Edward Abbey
Big cows," thump
"lumps of meat"
thump
. His eyes widened. "Give me milk"
thump
"warm and sweet"
thump. — Julianne Donaldson
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
— Craig Ferguson
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.
— George Bernard Shaw
They're putting cement dust into cattle feed to make the cows heavier; the FDA knows all about it.
— Dick Dale
Polite Conversation Why, everyone one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow.
— Jonathan Swift
Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.
— Charles Dickens
Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.
— J.B. Morton
Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?
— Jerry Seinfeld
I grew up in a town of 5,000, surrounded by cows and oil fields, but there was a lot of opportunity in my tiny little town.
— Michael Lomenda
Cows is one thing. But one man telling another man where he can go in this country is something else.
— Robert Duvall
All da cows love Leo.
— Rick Riordan
Total contentment is only for cows.
— Bette Midler
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
— Winston Churchill
A woman must be nursed into subsistence by love, where a man can become stronger by being hated. - from 'Cows in Art Class
— Charles Bukowski
The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
— Ambrose Bierce
Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.
— Samuel Johnson
Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film.
— Langdon Winner
The cow can be saved only if buffalo-breeding is given up.
— Mahatma Gandhi
For a man with no cows you talk a lot of bullshit, Ryan.
— Michael Robotham
It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.
— Harold B. Lee
I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.
— Ian Holloway
You're a cowGive me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan
They're not vegetarians because they love cows and pigs, it's because they love attention.
— Adam Carolla
There was a little element of feeling like a cow.
— Adam Gilchrist
You did not just compare me to a cow.""No, no. I compared your expression to one. Cows truly are majestic creatures, aren't they? - Aithinne — Elizabeth May
It's only cows who never change their opinion.
— Hakan Nesser
A nation who sits like cows on the fields while the country's trees are being cut down ruthlessly deserves the emptiest deserts thousands of times!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?
— Harry Mulisch
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.
— Gary Yourofsky
