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I can not draw sheep and cows if I do not understand their lives.
[Vincent Van Gogh] — Irving Stone

The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection. — Mahatma Gandhi

God himself will milk the cows through him whose vocation that is. — Martin Luther

I know a rancher like you down below Hell's Canyon. He runs about six cows and five thousand sheep. But he calls himself a cattleman. — Loren D. Estleman

It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed. — Mark Twain

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? — Carre Otis

We have no leadership. They rule by herd. Nobody is in charge. It reminds me of a bunch of cows. — Bud Grant

It looks like you two never really got into the eye of the storm. You were more like ... the cows who got tossed around on the outskirts. — Abigail Roux

Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics. — Gena Rowlands

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburgers. — Abbie Hoffman

Kill the cow of your ego as quickly as you can, so that your inner spirit can come to life and attain true awareness. — Rumi

Mother cow expects from us nothing but grass and grain. — Mahatma Gandhi

The cows hovered over the mountain
Creating a huge pooping fountain — Tom Watson

I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat. — Djuna Barnes

Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans — Muhammad Ali

You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk one. — Harper Lee

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. — Richard Branson

You can tell all you need to know about someone from the way cows are around him. — Gary D. Schmidt

I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much. — Katie McGarry

A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til the cows come home, then so be it. — Cat Deeley

To one, science is an exalted goddess; to another it is a cow which provides him with butter. — Friedrich Schiller

Dear friends, do you know that you are lucky people? You don't have any cows to lose. — Thich Nhat Hanh

To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls. — Pafnuty Chebyshev

Man, through the cow, is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives. — Mahatma Gandhi

Sacred cows don't tip easily. — John Corvino

If a farmer and his family can get up at 5:30 every morning to milk cows, surly we can get up at that time to practice basketball. — Don Meyer

By ahimsa we will be able to save the cow and also win the friendship of the English. — Mahatma Gandhi

Milk money: cash, cows, and the death of the American dairy farm / Kirk Kardashian; foreword by Senator Bernie — Kirk Kardashian

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. — Frank Zappa

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow. — Warren Beatty

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. — Anthony Ward Clark

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow. — John Muir

Erik Satie died on July 1, 1925; his last words were 'Ah, the cows ... — John Richardson

If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows. — Merlin Mann

Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert

Each one to his own trade; then would the cows be well cared for. — Jean-Pierre Claris De Florian

Our freedom is our sacred cow; no one should touch it! We must be very pious in this holy matter. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

To country people Cows are mild, And flee from any stick they throw; But I'm a timid town bred child, And all the cattle seem to know. — T. S. Eliot

And her taste in men should be applauded until the cows came home and tap-danced on the front lawn.' (Taryn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat? — Homer

It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow. — Stan Shih

The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk. — Ovid

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley. — Jeremy Clarkson

Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow. — Edward Abbey

If you want to build a car, you don't slap a bunch of iron ore, some sand, a rubber tree, and a couple of cows together and call it good — Patricia C. Wrede

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. — Mason Cooley

We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure. — Joel Salatin

Cow preservation is an article of faith in Hinduism. — Mahatma Gandhi

You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all. — Curtis Armstrong

People and dogs and cows are born to be what they are. They may cover it up for a long time, but it will come out sooner or later. — Julia Peterkin

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell. — Oliver Gaspirtz

I'd rather be tipping cows in Tulsa, than hailing cabs here in New York. — Carrie Underwood

Reply to Plato: I seen horses I seen cows I haint never yet seen horsiness nor that there bovinity neither. — Edward Abbey

Big cows,"
thump
"lumps of meat"
thump
. His eyes widened. "Give me milk"
thump
"warm and sweet"
thump. — Julianne Donaldson

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. — Craig Ferguson

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows. — George Bernard Shaw

We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States. — Paul Brown

They're putting cement dust into cattle feed to make the cows heavier; the FDA knows all about it. — Dick Dale

Polite Conversation Why, everyone one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. — Jonathan Swift

Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china. — Charles Dickens

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout. — J.B. Morton

I never liked cows," General Carabali added. "I like heavily armed cows even less. And I like at least thirty billion heavily armed cows least of all. — Jack Campbell

Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa. — Mahatma Gandhi

Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily? — Jerry Seinfeld

I grew up in a town of 5,000, surrounded by cows and oil fields, but there was a lot of opportunity in my tiny little town. — Michael Lomenda

As to myself, if I were not a Calvinist, I think I should have no more hope of success in preaching to men, than to horses or cows. — John Newton

Fortune is beastly - it is only suitable for cows and businessmen. — Irving Stone

Cows is one thing. But one man telling another man where he can go in this country is something else. — Robert Duvall

Networked cows are the most effective milk generators on the planet. — Peter Hinssen

If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home. — Ridley Scott

Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows. — Julie Gregory

All da cows love Leo. — Rick Riordan

Total contentment is only for cows. — Bette Midler

Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows? — Darynda Jones

There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today. — Frank Oski

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill

A woman must be nursed into subsistence by love, where a man can become stronger by being hated. - from 'Cows in Art Class — Charles Bukowski

The cow is the purest type of sub-human life. — Mahatma Gandhi

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce

Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef. — Samuel Johnson

Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film. — Langdon Winner

The cow can be saved only if buffalo-breeding is given up. — Mahatma Gandhi

For a man with no cows you talk a lot of bullshit, Ryan. — Michael Robotham

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night. — Harold B. Lee

It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that. — Bill Bryson

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey. — Ian Holloway

You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. — Ogden Nash

You lose that sacred-cow status when you lose three straight years. — Joe Dumars

They're not vegetarians because they love cows and pigs, it's because they love attention. — Adam Carolla

There was a little element of feeling like a cow. — Adam Gilchrist

You did not just compare me to a cow."
"No, no. I compared your expression to one. Cows truly are majestic creatures, aren't they? - Aithinne — Elizabeth May

It's only cows who never change their opinion. — Hakan Nesser

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop

A nation who sits like cows on the fields while the country's trees are being cut down ruthlessly deserves the emptiest deserts thousands of times! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings? — Harry Mulisch

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky

When I see a cow, it is not an animal to eat, it is a poem of pity for me and I worship it and I shall defend its worship against the whole world. — Mahatma Gandhi

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life. — Jon Katz