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The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection. — Mahatma Gandhi

Science is the kind of sacred cow which theology was five hundred years ago ... — John Lukacs

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. — Bjork

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? — Carre Otis

You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure — Sherrilyn Kenyon

When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's a sure sign that the animal has somehow outfoxed them — Tom Dorrance

I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow. — Heber C. Kimball

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. — Jennifer Lee

It's been a full week since she left and all you've done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kiss till the cow comes home. — Francis Beaumont

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter. — Dave Barry

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. — Celia Cruz

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me. — David Lynch

Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics. — Gena Rowlands

Kill the cow of your ego as quickly as you can, so that your inner spirit can come to life and attain true awareness. — Rumi

Mother cow expects from us nothing but grass and grain. — Mahatma Gandhi

I don't have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them. — Elbert Hubbard

Ask me. I'm a cow expert. — Gordon Korman

Tyson balled his fists and slammed them into the Bulls face. BAD COW! — Rick Riordan

Cowgirl...or Belle. Just not Cow Belle. — Belinda McBride

Many of the presidents have sworn themselves in to similarly foolish titles: Governor of Cow Pastures, Commanding General of Standing Chickens. — Karen Russell

Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her. — J.A. Redmerski

Holy cow." Rene blew out a long, slow whistle and pressed a hand to her chest. "That man is enough to give a girl heart palpitations. — Cat Johnson

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. — Richard Branson

Do close your mouth. You look like a cow that's being artificially inseminated. — Nick Wilgus

The Spaniards owned the cow, but others drank the milk. — Eduardo Galeano

To one, science is an exalted goddess; to another it is a cow which provides him with butter. — Friedrich Schiller

Something remarkable is worth talking about. Worth noticing. Exceptional. New. Interesting. It's a Purple Cow. — Seth Godin

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell. — Oliver Gaspirtz

I'm supposed to stay calm? Seriously?"
I nodded.
She shook her head. "Cow shit might be more helpful than that advice. — Lisa Kessler

Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill

My mind is a sacred cow / bleeding in the ellipsis. — Tomaz Salamun

We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks. — Dean Rusk

Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked? — George R R Martin

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow. — John Muir

Our freedom is our sacred cow; no one should touch it! We must be very pious in this holy matter. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The cow is the purest type of sub-human life. — Mahatma Gandhi

How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire. — Mel Smith

Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef. — Samuel Johnson

Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film. — Langdon Winner

The cow can be saved only if buffalo-breeding is given up. — Mahatma Gandhi

Bessie- A man picking out a wife is like asking a cow to pick out a farmer. — Margaret Brownley

Ian Kabra had charm, wealth, and stunning good looks. But he couldn't move one stubborn cow out of the middle of the road. — Clifford Riley

HOLY COW!
Wrinkles only go where smiles have been. — Jimmy Buffett

By ahimsa we will be able to save the cow and also win the friendship of the English. — Mahatma Gandhi

Behind the semi-elliptical bar four cowboys who had never been near a cow sang western songs which sounded as if they had originated in the far east. — Ross Macdonald

I have a cow's valve in my heart. — Maurice Strong

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow. — Warren Beatty

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. — Frank Zappa

Ghafoor came from a modest family in a nearby village and had been given to the palace in exchange for a cow. — Nadia Hashimi

We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States. — Paul Brown

When I listen to hip-hop, it's like no big difference how people sing in my village, 'cause bling would be their cow. — Emmanuel Jal

[H]istory viewed from the inside is always a dark, digestive mess, far different from the easily recognizable cow viewed from afar by historians. — Dan Simmons

When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land. — John Stuart Mill

But cow well you ass therefore my bird — Colleen Hoover

Cow preservation is an article of faith in Hinduism. — Mahatma Gandhi

You haven't the brains God gave a cow, — Faith Hunter

Man, through the cow, is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives. — Mahatma Gandhi

Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa. — Mahatma Gandhi

A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow. — Edward Abbey

Luck is stupid as a cow and blind as a bat. — Toby Barlow

When I see a cow, it is not an animal to eat, it is a poem of pity for me and I worship it and I shall defend its worship against the whole world. — Mahatma Gandhi

And I'll do everything I can, if you do it again, not to give up on you and be a mean, bitchy, thoughtless, selfish cow." His — Kristen Ashley

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This — Deborah Levy

Polite Conversation Why, everyone one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. — Jonathan Swift

If Gage finds out, he's going to have a cow-horns, balls, and all. — Paige Tyler

Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it. — Anne Lamott

Hera the cow queen, — Rick Riordan

Do not cry over spilt milk; go and milk another cow. — Matshona Dhliwayo

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. — Arthur Koestler

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. — Tommy Douglas

We cannot ignore the meaning of mad cow. It is one more warning about unintended consequences, about human arrogance and the blind worship of science. — Eric Schlosser

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. — Ambrose Bierce

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward

Butter was plastered on to the roll with no regard for the hard labor of the cow — Kate Atkinson

When angry, count to Zen. — Leonard Scheff

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food. — John Harvey Kellogg

There was a little element of feeling like a cow. — Adam Gilchrist

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night. — Harold B. Lee

Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you? — Christopher Farnsworth

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey. — Ian Holloway

You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. — Ogden Nash

Good hips. Breed like cow, strong like bull, dumb like ox. Hitch to plow when horse dies. — Mercedes Lackey

You lose that sacred-cow status when you lose three straight years. — Joe Dumars

There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today. — Frank Oski

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce

We cry for cow protection in the name of religion, but we refuse protection to the human cow in the shape of the girl-widow. — Mahatma Gandhi

Cow - Tanith Low — Derek Landy

They were as done as our Waffle King after the Cow Incident of '97. — Alessandra Torre

You did not just compare me to a cow."
"No, no. I compared your expression to one. Cows truly are majestic creatures, aren't they? - Aithinne — Elizabeth May

No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes. — Kathe Kollwitz

Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like dancing - brings a little bit of fun to your day. — Jennifer Grey

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow. — Lennart Meri

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky

You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell. — L.R.W. Lee