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The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection.
— Mahatma Gandhi
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish?
— Carre Otis
You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's a sure sign that the animal has somehow outfoxed them
— Tom Dorrance
I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.
— Heber C. Kimball
The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood.
— Jennifer Lee
It's been a full week since she left and all you've done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Kiss till the cow comes home.
— Francis Beaumont
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
— Celia Cruz
My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.
— David Lynch
Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics.
— Gena Rowlands
Mother cow expects from us nothing but grass and grain.
— Mahatma Gandhi
I don't have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
— Elbert Hubbard
Ask me. I'm a cow expert.
— Gordon Korman
Cowgirl...or Belle. Just not Cow Belle.
— Belinda McBride
Many of the presidents have sworn themselves in to similarly foolish titles: Governor of Cow Pastures, Commanding General of Standing Chickens.
— Karen Russell
Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her.
— J.A. Redmerski
If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
— Richard Branson
The Spaniards owned the cow, but others drank the milk.
— Eduardo Galeano
To one, science is an exalted goddess; to another it is a cow which provides him with butter.
— Friedrich Schiller
Something remarkable is worth talking about. Worth noticing. Exceptional. New. Interesting. It's a Purple Cow.
— Seth Godin
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
I'm supposed to stay calm? Seriously?"I nodded.
She shook her head. "Cow shit might be more helpful than that advice. — Lisa Kessler
Don't cry over spilled milkget angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
— Winston Churchill
My mind is a sacred cow / bleeding in the ellipsis.
— Tomaz Salamun
Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?
— George R R Martin
Our freedom is our sacred cow; no one should touch it! We must be very pious in this holy matter.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.
— Samuel Johnson
Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film.
— Langdon Winner
The cow can be saved only if buffalo-breeding is given up.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Bessie- A man picking out a wife is like asking a cow to pick out a farmer.
— Margaret Brownley
Ian Kabra had charm, wealth, and stunning good looks. But he couldn't move one stubborn cow out of the middle of the road.
— Clifford Riley
HOLY COW!Wrinkles only go where smiles have been. — Jimmy Buffett
By ahimsa we will be able to save the cow and also win the friendship of the English.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Behind the semi-elliptical bar four cowboys who had never been near a cow sang western songs which sounded as if they had originated in the far east.
— Ross Macdonald
I have a cow's valve in my heart.
— Maurice Strong
Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.
— Warren Beatty
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
— Frank Zappa
Ghafoor came from a modest family in a nearby village and had been given to the palace in exchange for a cow.
— Nadia Hashimi
When I listen to hip-hop, it's like no big difference how people sing in my village, 'cause bling would be their cow.
— Emmanuel Jal
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When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land.
— John Stuart Mill
But cow well you ass therefore my bird
— Colleen Hoover
Cow preservation is an article of faith in Hinduism.
— Mahatma Gandhi
You haven't the brains God gave a cow,
— Faith Hunter
Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa.
— Mahatma Gandhi
A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.
— Edward Abbey
Luck is stupid as a cow and blind as a bat.
— Toby Barlow
When I see a cow, it is not an animal to eat, it is a poem of pity for me and I worship it and I shall defend its worship against the whole world.
— Mahatma Gandhi
And I'll do everything I can, if you do it again, not to give up on you and be a mean, bitchy, thoughtless, selfish cow." His
— Kristen Ashley
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This
— Deborah Levy
Polite Conversation Why, everyone one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow.
— Jonathan Swift
Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it.
— Anne Lamott
Hera the cow queen,
— Rick Riordan
Do not cry over spilt milk; go and milk another cow.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
— Arthur Koestler
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
— Tommy Douglas
We cannot ignore the meaning of mad cow. It is one more warning about unintended consequences, about human arrogance and the blind worship of science.
— Eric Schlosser
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
— Ambrose Bierce
When angry, count to Zen.
— Leonard Scheff
A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.
— John Harvey Kellogg
There was a little element of feeling like a cow.
— Adam Gilchrist
It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.
— Harold B. Lee
Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?
— Christopher Farnsworth
I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.
— Ian Holloway
You're a cowGive me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan
Good hips. Breed like cow, strong like bull, dumb like ox. Hitch to plow when horse dies.
— Mercedes Lackey
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
— Ambrose Bierce
We cry for cow protection in the name of religion, but we refuse protection to the human cow in the shape of the girl-widow.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Cow - Tanith Low
— Derek Landy
They were as done as our Waffle King after the Cow Incident of '97.
— Alessandra Torre
You did not just compare me to a cow.""No, no. I compared your expression to one. Cows truly are majestic creatures, aren't they? - Aithinne — Elizabeth May
No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes.
— Kathe Kollwitz
Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like dancing - brings a little bit of fun to your day.
— Jennifer Grey
I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
— Lennart Meri
